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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

mrgnu1958 wrote:ANYWAY..And THIS is the truth...i might have a 2inch cock BUT,i bet none of ya"s here have had sex 7 times in one night..
I HAVE.
:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Happened 7 years ago but it DID happen.
If i did that now,it would drop off. :shock:
Yeah, but given your legendary lack of inches and reputation for quickness in delivering your 'pay-load', that only equates to one fuck by normal mens' standards. :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

THE LADY in question was,should i say..SATISFIED :-P :-P

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Well if you'd done your stuff properly, she'd have been satisfied after the first one!!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by SWLGooner »

BIG RADDY wrote:Well thank fuck for that Corky, thats one trophy I wouldn't want in my cabinet :wink:
I don't generally take trophies in my cabinet... :lol: :wink: :roll: :oops:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Well if you'd done your stuff properly, she'd have been satisfied after the first one!!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:shock: i never thought of that :shock:


















you bastard!!!

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Post by brazilianGOONER »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Well if you'd done your stuff properly, she'd have been satisfied after the first one!!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:coffeespit:

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erm.........................btw i think she was asleep during 2-7.

















:oops: :oops:

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Post by olgitgooner »

I just got back from a stag do in Budapest.

Which leads me to believe that my mental age is about 16. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

But I'm 57.

I'd like to complement myself for calling myself olgit before anyone else did. :wink:

So. Who is the oldest on here? Is it Barry or Potter?

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

Cork"y is..63

Potter..?????

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Post by corkbarry »

mrgnu1958 wrote:Cork"y is..63

Potter..?????
Thanks Gnue...y,tell everone.


63 and 2 weeks :lol:

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

you look younger than ME Cork"y :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

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Post by Rosie_titters »

BT wrote:I'm sure we've done this thread before...27 :(
you don't look a day over 21 :roly:

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Post by Charlie! Charlie! »

ds wrote:
onemoreminute wrote:
ds wrote:
onemoreminute wrote:Yep, shall be there

Might be taking Mrs Minute, but as she is not feeling very well i will have to accomodate A.N Other

By the way, im 35
That sounds very painful, dont tell Mutley or he'll start to get ideas. :shock: :shock:

Hope mrs minute gets well soon
Cheers mate,

think Charlie!Charlie! is on the ponce for a ticket, see how i feel :D
Oh don't give him one, he's a wrong'un :lol:
I resemble that remark

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