SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Red Snapper fuck off if you dont care
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Derby County and a certain game in the 1920s threw up an unusual goal. Can anyone tell me who scored this unusual goal and why was it unusual?
A wee clue....it has never been done since.
Did Derby Captain, Pip "Tally-Ho" Botherington-Smythe announce grandly that he was off to Africa to give the blasted fuzzy wuzzy's a damned good thrashing? Arsenal winger, Flight Commander Cyril "Buzzy" Snodgrass was so shocked that he miskicked into his own goal past the damned forlorn Arsenal keeper of the day, Giles "Slightly Irish" Montgomery.
But alas, I tarry - I am presently engaged in giving the scullery maid a bally good seeing to! Huzzah!
Oh, I say – it appears that I have just fired the old wad within the confines of said scullery maid’s nether regions! Oh well, another little bastard running around the village.
As to Botherington-Smythe's latter career - I’m hopeful that Johnny Foreigner got a sound thrashing (ably supervised by one of England’s finest of course - as the very notion of an Englishman doing menial labour is simply too ghastly to comprehend; that's what we have the bally Irish for!)
What-ho! Here comes the upstairs maid! Chocks away! Prepare for boarders!
