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HELP!!! IM FUCKED - NO JOKES - PLEASE DONT THINK IM JOKIN!!!

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Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...

PM me asap...

Thanks
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Yeah
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SamiS wrote:Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...

PM me asap...

Thanks
So many Jokes, so little time! :roll: :lol:
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SamiS wrote:Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...

PM me asap...

Thanks
No point answering this thread ds :wink:
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This thread is virgin on the ridiculous! :barscarf: :oops:
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flash gunner wrote:
SamiS wrote:Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...

PM me asap...

Thanks
No point answering this thread ds :wink:
Why not Flash, there's no shame in admitting you're a virgin mate. Maybe **** will be able to fix you up on sunday?
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Basil is a Gooner wrote:This thread is virgin on the ridiculous! :barscarf: :oops:
Horray! I cracked a smile at this one!
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ds wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
SamiS wrote:Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...
PM me asap...
Thanks
No point answering this thread ds :wink:
Why not Flash, there's no shame in admitting you're a virgin mate. Maybe **** will be able to fix you up on to the spit roast sunday?
:shock: :shock: :bar_b_q:
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Basil is a Gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
SamiS wrote:Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...
PM me asap...
Thanks
No point answering this thread ds :wink:
Why not Flash, there's no shame in admitting you're a virgin mate. Maybe **** will be able to fix you up on to the spit roast sunday?
:shock: :shock: :bar_b_q:
Dont joke Basil youre on the menu :shock:

SamiS..... Stranger by the post hey Mike :D
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SamiS wrote:Does anyone know what a vagina is and who can point one out to me, otherwise, (title) not happening, advise...

PM me asap...

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Errrrmmm... :roll: :wink: :lol:
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:lol:

I fail to see how someone could be fucked so much either by a media company or an airline. Or a cosmetics company. :?
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franksav63 wrote:
SamiS wrote:Does anyone know what a vagina is and who can point one out to me, otherwise, (title) not happening, advise...

PM me asap...

Thanks
Errrrmmm... :roll: :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SamiS wrote:Does anyone know anyone working within/involved with Virgin who can give me advise...

PM me asap...

Thanks
What the problem Sami?

Not sure i should be asking but fuck it



Funny Frank :lol:
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franksav63 wrote:
SamiS wrote:Does anyone know what a vagina is and who can point one out to me, otherwise, (title) not happening, advise...

PM me asap...

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Errrrmmm... :roll: :wink: :lol:
Vagina or a *word censored*?
Strangly I know more of the latter! :wink: :lol:
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This has got me thinking.

Is it actually possible to have sex with a virgin?

I mean, once it's in she's not a virgin is she? Therefore is it possible to shag a virgin?
At what point are they no longer a virgin? (For flash this will probably be after their 40th birthday :wink: )
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