Junkie scum

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:15 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Would still be a hell of a night!! That right ds, honey?

Oh for sure, all you'd need is a decent insurance policy for any breakages and a duster for the cobwebs.

Tin hat, check

Kevlar Body Armour, check

Sports cup, check

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:17 pm

Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Would still be a hell of a night!! That right ds, honey?
Oh for sure, all you'd need is a decent insurance policy for any breakages and a duster for the cobwebs.

Tin hat, check

Kevlar Body Armour, check

Sports cup, check

You'll need more than light infantry body armour number 5!!

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:27 pm

flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds

Oh... ok!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:28 pm

flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds

Can we make SamiS a mod first?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:32 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds
Can we make SamiS a mod first?

No. Never. Lethal has more chance. And he has as much chance of that as the scum have of winning the CL.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:32 pm

flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds

Done and done!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:34 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds
Can we make SamiS a mod first?
No. Never. Lethal has more chance. And he has as much chance of that as the scum have of winning the CL.

That'll be the year after next then.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:37 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds
Can we make SamiS a mod first?
No. Never. Lethal has more chance. And he has as much chance of that as the scum have of winning the CL.
That'll be the year after next then.

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:45 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds
Can we make SamiS a mod first?

You also need some sense in the first place to be rogered senseless

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:50 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:That fucking vile bitch should be thrown in prison for life. How could anyone treat their kid like that?

There is no answer, Flash. My (and your) fucking taxes keep these crunts in plasma TV's, bling and chicken nuggets. The amount of scruffy bitches in Dublin with 6 kids (to 6 different fathers) that are living in fully furnished houses for free is mental!

AND NOW THE FUCKING GOVT WANT ME TO TAKE ANOTHER PAY CUT???!!!

I'm down 14% on what I should be earning as it is!

Rant over. Probably.

You could have said steaks!

No wonder your junkies are throwing up over doors...you know what they put in those nuggets, don't you....

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:51 pm

flash gunner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds
Can we make SamiS a mod first?

You also need some sense in the first place to be rogered senseless

Good point Flash. Maybe he could end up rogering ds senseless instead! As in she wouldn't feel a thing!

What a way to break your duck though, with the woman responsible for making more cherries go pop than Dr Pepper!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:52 pm

there's a takeaway near me called papa G's, they do something called a birthday wrap, chicken burger, qtr pounder and donner kebab meat all wrapped up in a big tortilla wrap, it's amazing.

Jumpers For Goalposts · Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:53 pm

On the subject of arseholes - we took our 18 month old son William to the docs yesterday for his MMR jab. As usual we had to wait for ages so little un got bored and started running around.

After chasing him and taking him back to the wife, I had nowhere to park my arse as some right proper chav had nicked my seat. I could see a look of terror on wifey's face so knew straight away that something wasn't right. The chav in my seat was as high as a kite and looking for a fight - just what you need on a Thursday morning.

Trying to earn a few brownie points (and maybe an extra shag

) I squeezed my self in between wife and chav and he leant across me, breath stinking of alcohol / heroin and God knows what and said in a loud voice -

"ere mate. What d'you think of me being chucked out of Pentonville Prison in norf London this morning wiv no money?"

All I could say was "terrible mate".

Thinking he'd found a soul mate he went on -

"and I've been chucked out of Belmarsh, Wormwood Scrubs - twice, Full Sutton, Wandsworth, Highdown, Woodhill - three times and . . . . . ."

At that point I lost the will to live but luckily the wife's mobile rang and William ran off again - after I kicked him up the arse!! Chav then went and started abusing the staff before stumbling out into the street. I should've said "stop getting caught then you silly c**t" but good lines never come to you at the time do they????

And I didn't want to get stabbed before the Chelsea game. . . . . . . .

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:53 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Think there is a need for moderator of the year thread now to see who gets the honour of being rogered senseless by ds
Can we make SamiS a mod first?

You also need some sense in the first place to be rogered senseless
Good point Flash. Maybe he could end up rogering ds senseless instead! As in she wouldn't feel a thing!

What a way to break your duck though, with the woman responsible for making more cherries go pop than Dr Pepper!