Better Late than never!

[SPUDMASHER]

Found this today whilst trawling for news about the plum leaving the shite hart lame and thought you all might like a read:-


to the tune of ' I will survive'

First I was afraid, I was petrified

kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side

But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Stalteri did me wrong

Am I a mong??, but I'll just have to carry on and we'll be back, into 5th place

'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space

should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team

If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty

go on now go, Bent there's the door just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore

weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry

I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,

Oh no cause I, I will survive as long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,

I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat,

but I'll survive I will survive..

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt

and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights

And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!

And you see Keane, he hates me too

I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and f*cking drew!

and now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King?

If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!

[All_Arsenal_1886]

i think this has travelled around the forum a few times

good though

[RaM]