Your Tiger Woods conspiracy Theorys

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:58 am

Well the golfer Tiger has admitted the fact that his "Car accident" was his fault.
Im confused

Was his car the only vehicle that hit a tree and fire hydrant?
YES..it was.
Thanks for being soooo big in admiting your error Tiger?
Oh and what luck that your wife got you outta ya car by putting a Golf club through a window of your car at 2.30 am 50 yards away from your home.
She obviously likes late nights as well

Now call me cynical,but i smell a RAT and a cover up here.

Unless YOU know what the story REALLY is.

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:09 am

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:09 am

I don't care what happened, I just love Tiger Woods as a golfer.

That shit is hard work.

Keep it real TW. Peace out.

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:44 am

tut tut mods very slow on this one,

"I Wonder why there is a war?"

JOIN THE MOD REVOLUTION

http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... sc&start=0

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:06 am

You know this is going to get annoying before it gets funny yeah?

CPHANMER · Post by **CPHANMER** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:25 am

i reckon Tiger got a phone call from Thierry about a new gillette product and Thierry mentioned about this American goalie who plays in the premiership and can't stop saying sh%t, c&nt, f&ck...tiger pissed himself laughing and couldn't concentrate whilst he drove off

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:27 am

Was there a grassy knoll near his house?

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:37 am

littlefire wrote:Was there a grassy knoll near his house?

Possibly, where did threse fuckers escape to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:44 am

Number 5 wrote: Possibly, where did threse fuckers escape to?

HERE I think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjggN-K ... re=related

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:47 am

Number 5 wrote:You know this is going to get annoying before it gets funny yeah?

I know the mod consistency around here is a joke.

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:51 am

littlefire wrote:
Number 5 wrote: Possibly, where did threse fuckers escape to?
HERE I think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjggN-K ... re=related

The

Fuck?

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:55 am

northbankbren wrote:
Number 5 wrote:You know this is going to get annoying before it gets funny yeah?
I know the mod consistency around here is a joke.

I used to blame Belfast Boy, but someone scared him off?????

Love you Gary

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:07 am

Well as chance would have it I gotta move my (borrowed) car now - outside the congestion zone and into the secret land of private parking. Hope I'm back in time to see the final quarter.

And don't hit a fire hydrant.

Or get hit by a camera

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:06 am

The cats outta the golf bag.
Hes shagging the girl at Waalmarts.

AND...Tig"seys wife tried to give him a Hole in 1 as he was driving.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:09 am

littlefire wrote:Was there a grassy knoll near his house?

.

NO..just a double bed