The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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627. Having to play footy on a Saturday with a crunching hangover from all the free beer I got last night because me local opened a new lounge!

628. The guy that owns my local for giving me too much free beer.

629. Me... for missing a fucking sitter today that Fanny Jeffers would've put away with his eyes closed.

630. Sitting in on a saturday night modding this shit house whilst still hungover and now very fucking tired too.

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DB10GOONER wrote:627. Having to play footy on a Saturday with a crunching hangover from all the free beer I got last night because me local opened a new lounge!

628. The guy that owns my local for giving me too much free beer.

629. Me... for missing a fucking sitter today that Fanny Jeffers would've put away with his eyes closed.

630. Sitting in on a saturday night modding this shit house whilst still hungover and now very fucking tired too.
DB10, went to get an update on that adebayor twitter thing, it is fucking gold!! lol

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Captain Fabregas wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:627. Having to play footy on a Saturday with a crunching hangover from all the free beer I got last night because me local opened a new lounge!

628. The guy that owns my local for giving me too much free beer.

629. Me... for missing a fucking sitter today that Fanny Jeffers would've put away with his eyes closed.

630. Sitting in on a saturday night modding this shit house whilst still hungover and now very fucking tired too.
DB10, went to get an update on that adebayor twitter thing, it is fucking gold!! lol
Cheers mate - didn't think I deserved to be cunted for it though!! :lol: :wink:

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631. Stevie fucking diving G. What a cheating c*nt. Will Uefa step in now and ban him like they tried with Eddie? Will they fuck... :evil:

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REBEL GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:562.

Spudmasher for ruining the mod poll thread.

just because he had no votes :roll: :oops: :wink:
574. Rebel for accusing me of doing something I haven't done :roll: :roll:
my post was edited, i had chippy wrote down and he changed it to you.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What a *word censored*!!! :roll: :roll:

632: Chippy - for changing Rebel's post. :roll: :oops: :evil: *word censored*!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:621..the c**t who gave me a fake £20 last night. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Wait a minute… God/Santa finally got around to making that fanny-cum-ATM-machine that I put on my Christmas list when I was 5? :shock: Who cares if the money’s counterfeit, this is most excellent news!
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very funny IU4GN. 8) :lol: :wink:

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633. flamengo for being brazilian champions

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634. Brazillian for missing number 633. :wink:

635. go go hamsters with toxic chemical ins. :roll: :evil:

636. Colin Lewin - for being ill when we need him. :roll:

637. The rain - I wish it would STOP RAINING! :evil:

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638. SamiS again (he must have been nominated before, surely? :lol: :wink:) - just for being himself!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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639. The bloke just in front of me (our crowd), at the Madness concert in Southend on Saturday night, a total and complete *word censored*, he's STANDING, at a concert, and getting the hump, when jostled, a message to you pal, get a fucking seat next time, and later on, turning round glaring, at everyone, coz he getting covered (like ALL OF US were, by the way) by water and beer, that's flying everywhere, another message to you pal, don't fucking come to a concert, then I wouldn't have put you on the *word censored* thread. (probably a Spud)

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640. The bloke just behind me at the Madness concert in Southend on Saturday night, a total and complete c**t, he's jostling me and covering me with water and beer, when all I wanted to do was watch Madness. Message to you pal, don't fucking come to a concert, then I wouldn't have put you on the c**t thread. (probably a Spud)

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:coffeespit:

Ya gitface.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: (very funny mate) :lol: :lol: :lol:

641. g88ner, for being a smart arse (TWICE) .....!!!!! (again) :shock: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:

Edit.... Was that you, with the Chelsea fan by chance.... :wink:

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642


g88ner and frank for putting chunkys thread off topic so fast .


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643. Graham Heaps. Who hopefully will get what he deserves inside.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 400166.stm

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644. Rebel - for not believing that Alex Song is God!! :shock: :oops: :roll: What a pagan *word censored*! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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