Need spuds jokes

Gary06P · Post by **Gary06P** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:27 pm

Hi
Please post all yr spurs jokes...

cheers
Gary

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:19 am

Q. Whats the difference between a bucket full of festering shit and scum fan?

A. The bucket.

I'm here all week.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:00 am

Why is there a big bucket of shit at a tottingham wedding?

To keep the flies off the bride and groom.

Buh-dum-ching!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:03 am

try here too;

http://www.articlesbase.com/humor-artic ... 34747.html

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:05 am

And here;

http://11gunners.com/opinion/the-best-a ... rt-4/2028/

(haven't checked them so not sure of the quality!)

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:52 pm

Robbie Keane

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:27 pm

Not a joke but 'Arry Redknapp's melted cheese look comedy mask makes me roar with laughter!

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:07 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:Not a joke but 'Arry Redknapp's melted cheese look comedy mask makes me roar with laughter!

Roar with laughter? Surely you mean squeal like a teenage school girl.

You know seeing as you recently admitted to be â€œsansâ€

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:13 am

Number 5 wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Not a joke but 'Arry Redknapp's melted cheese look comedy mask makes me roar with laughter!

Roar with laughter? Surely you mean squeal like a teenage school girl.

You know seeing as you recently admitted to be â€œsansâ€

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:33 pm

not a joke but I once heard the expression 'she had a fanny like Harry Redknapps eye lids'

Gary06P · Post by **Gary06P** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:23 pm

Thanks for the help, having a running battle with a **** on FB (sad i know but...) these were the only 2 i had...

While driving past spurs the other day I saw 4 spurs players playing football with a hedgehog my first thought was 2 phone the R.S.P.C.A but on second thoughts the hedgehog was winning 4-0

and

Arsene Wenger walkin down the touchline, woman sticks her arm out he signs it. Further down the line the woman pulls her top up so he signs her tits! Then, a naked woman jumps out the tunnel, lies on ground and spreads her legs. Wenger says "sorry love, its Harry Redknapp who signs all the Twats"

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:16 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Why is there a big bucket of shit at a tottingham wedding?

To keep the flies off the bride and groom.

Buh-dum-ching!

i actually laughed with the "Buh-dum-ching!"