The "little club" Charter

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:38 pm

i don't understand them singing "you're gonna win fuck all" what the fuck are they going to win?!

gazzaa2 · Post by **gazzaa2** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:11 am

digger wrote:Fucking brilliant

You forgot that they always sing one of the following when there is a momentary lull in the away fans' singing.

"X - 0, and you still don't sing"
"Shall we sing this song for you"
or
"Your support is fucking shit / shite" (again depending on Northernness)

Other charters - for the commentators, comment on how "brilliant" the home support is, even if it's the away fans making noise.

You do know these chants are Arsenal favourites?

hatemanu99 · Post by **hatemanu99** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:46 am

Just because we're a bigger club does that mean opposing fans have no right to sing at us? I'm pretty sure we boo players who the media hype up as cheats and/or are the subject of some tabloid gossip at the time.

Point 4 is a good one but can anyone say that we aren't susceptible to crumbling when teams get in our faces? United have done it to us for years now. And it works, so less technically gifted teams would be well advised to adopt this tactic.

As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me. Most likely because it's true.

gazzaa2 · Post by **gazzaa2** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:50 am

hatemanu99 wrote:Just because we're a bigger club does that mean opposing fans have no right to sing at us? I'm pretty sure we boo players who the media hype up as cheats and/or are the subject of some tabloid gossip at the time.

Point 4 is a good one but can anyone say that we aren't susceptible to crumbling when teams get in our faces? United have done it to us for years now. And it works, so less technically gifted teams would be well advised to adopt this tactic.

As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me. Most likely because it's true.

The charter is aload of crap. The same bloke who wrote it, would be complaining if the opposition fans sat in silence and then it'd be Arsenal fans singing "your support is fackin shit".

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:17 pm

gazzaa2 wrote:
hatemanu99 wrote:Just because we're a bigger club does that mean opposing fans have no right to sing at us? I'm pretty sure we boo players who the media hype up as cheats and/or are the subject of some tabloid gossip at the time.

Point 4 is a good one but can anyone say that we aren't susceptible to crumbling when teams get in our faces? United have done it to us for years now. And it works, so less technically gifted teams would be well advised to adopt this tactic.

As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me. Most likely because it's true.
The charter is aload of crap. The same bloke who wrote it, would be complaining if the opposition fans sat in silence and then it'd be Arsenal fans singing "your support is fackin shit".

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:24 pm

gazzaa2 wrote:
hatemanu99 wrote:Just because we're a bigger club does that mean opposing fans have no right to sing at us? I'm pretty sure we boo players who the media hype up as cheats and/or are the subject of some tabloid gossip at the time.

Point 4 is a good one but can anyone say that we aren't susceptible to crumbling when teams get in our faces? United have done it to us for years now. And it works, so less technically gifted teams would be well advised to adopt this tactic.

As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me. Most likely because it's true.
The charter is aload of crap. The same bloke who wrote it, would be complaining if the opposition fans sat in silence and then it'd be Arsenal fans singing "your support is fackin shit".

Err, I wouldn't actually....and it was supposed to be fun (which clearly a number of other people thought it was). Still get back to me when you've had your sense of humour transplant and got yourself a life

Dr Hull · Post by **Dr Hull** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:49 pm

hatemanu99 wrote:
As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me.

Good, cos come December 19, I plan to major on this one (although given the proximity of at least one 10 year old, I will probably have to sing "naff all") together with, however ironically it may be in my case, "local team" . It will soothe my ill feeling as I sense an arse-raping and a rather less joyful trip back up the A12.

merse_10 · Post by **merse_10** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:07 pm

Dr Hull wrote:
hatemanu99 wrote:
As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me.
Good, cos come December 19, I plan to major on this one (although given the proximity of at least one 10 year old, I will probably have to sing "naff all") together with, however ironically it may be in my case, "local team" . It will soothe my ill feeling as I sense an arse-raping and a rather less joyful trip back up the A12.

make sure u take that turd faced gobshite and his toy earpiece(couldnt he afford a walkie-talkie :awnker: ) back with u when u go.as for the ineviatable(please please)arse-raping :sodomite: - i'll drink to that!!(but not that shite in ur picture

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:24 am

Dr Hull wrote:
hatemanu99 wrote:
As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me.
Good, cos come December 19, I plan to major on this one (although given the proximity of at least one 10 year old, I will probably have to sing "naff all") together with, however ironically it may be in my case, "local team" . It will soothe my ill feeling as I sense an arse-raping and a rather less joyful trip back up the A12.

Nice to hear form you again Doctor Hull.

Things have certainly picked up for your boys over the past couple of weeks - whilst going a bit pear-shaped for us - so I wouldn't worry about any prospective arse-raping!!

Given our injury list and lack of a proper striker, you'll probably/hopefully get away with just a spanked bottom.

bunch · Post by **bunch** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:28 pm

Dr Hull wrote:
hatemanu99 wrote:
As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me.
Good, cos come December 19, I plan to major on this one (although given the proximity of at least one 10 year old, I will probably have to sing "naff all") together with, however ironically it may be in my case, "local team" . It will soothe my ill feeling as I sense an arse-raping and a rather less joyful trip back up the A12.

And it will be met with the usual reply to all northern numpties apart from manyoo and the bindippers:

"Fuck all, You've never won fuck all"

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:55 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Dr Hull wrote:
hatemanu99 wrote:
As for the "you're gonna win fuck all" chant, I don't know about anyone else but that works too because it annoys the fuck out of me.
Good, cos come December 19, I plan to major on this one (although given the proximity of at least one 10 year old, I will probably have to sing "naff all") together with, however ironically it may be in my case, "local team" . It will soothe my ill feeling as I sense an arse-raping and a rather less joyful trip back up the A12.
Nice to hear form you again Doctor Hull. Things have certainly picked up for your boys over the past couple of weeks - whilst going a bit pear-shaped for us - so I wouldn't worry about any prospective arse-raping!! Given our injury list and lack of a proper striker, you'll probably/hopefully get away with just a spanked bottom.

Nah, they're back to losing

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digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:23 pm

Dr Hull wrote:......together with, however ironically it may be in my case, "local team" . It will soothe my ill feeling as I sense an arse-raping and a rather less joyful trip back up the A12.

You're right, that is fucking ironic. You really are a fucking idiot.

Dr Hull · Post by **Dr Hull** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:39 pm

digger wrote:You're right, that is fucking ironic. You really are a fucking idiot.

Thanks, but I think you'll find the evidence is against you.

Nos89 · Post by **Nos89** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:04 am

Great charter

You could add; "10-once soundly beaten you are then allowed to do the same to any random club colour wearing away supporter of bigger club"
They do at Burnley - if not travelling with the travel club don't wear colours after the game, 'cos if the result goes our way, Burnley fans don't mess about.

Perryashburtongroves · Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:12 am

I sense an arse-raping

I bet you're actually secretly looking forward to that.

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