Online Gooner panto thread

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:23 pm

Christmas is coming, so its time to sort out the panto!

Before any of you say it I will be an ugly sister

, what part do the rest of you want to play?

(flood gates open.........

)

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:28 pm

I'm going to be the first to suggest that kellslop is a dwarf

(He's gonna slag me off anyway so I might as well give him a reason

)

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:35 pm

Just realised, when I said "panto" I didnt mean :pancho:

The ugly sisters (myself and BT) can be known as "alter" and "ego" (she is the latter).

rebel can be Baron Hardup (as in he doesnt buy a round not anything else.

)

Who is going to be the Christms fairy?

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:48 pm

I would have to be Prince Charming

Cos I'm gorgeous

Post by **REB** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:53 pm

is there room for the fun boy three in this panto

if not then we can get all religious and put them in as the

three wise men

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:03 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm going to be the first to suggest that kellslop is a dwarf

(He's gonna slag me off anyway so I might as well give him a reason )

I'll play the other dwarf!

You might have to rename the 7 from original.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Boomer wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm going to be the first to suggest that kellslop is a dwarf

(He's gonna slag me off anyway so I might as well give him a reason )
I'll play the other dwarf! You might have to rename the 7 from original.

There's enough shortarses on here to have "Snow White and the 32 dwarves"!!

Spudslop can be a Queen (

) any old queen...

Percy can be... what's the panto with the big fat bastard in it?

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:47 pm

See, I told you so

:awnker:

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:53 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:See, I told you so :awnker:

You pitch em - I hit them!

Now now, steady tiger - THAT WAS NOT ANY OF YOUR PRISON PARLANCE FOR CHOCCY CHUFFING! CALM DOWN! PUT IT AWAY!

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:49 pm

Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:54 pm

RaM wrote:Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...

Ah yes, the die hard, born a manc, die a manc, live in mancland, have never left mancland ever, true manc... that turned out to be living in London...

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:02 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
RaM wrote:Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...
Ah yes, the die hard, born a manc, die a manc, live in mancland, have never left mancland ever, true manc... that turned out to be living in London...

Sounds like him yeah.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:04 pm

RaM wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
RaM wrote:Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...
Ah yes, the die hard, born a manc, die a manc, live in mancland, have never left mancland ever, true manc... that turned out to be living in London...
Sounds like him yeah.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:12 pm

Aaaah but who gets to be the tail end of the donkey?...NOT! Me!

I think GNUEY (after a heavy night on the beer and ruby of course

) should play the front part.....

- then whoever draws the short straw goes behind...

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:43 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:Aaaah but who gets to be the tail end of the donkey?...NOT! Me!

I think GNUEY (after a heavy night on the beer and ruby of course ) should play the front part..... - then whoever draws the short straw goes behind...

Not the time for some rimming then