The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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I Hate Hleb wrote::coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

I'd love to say that joke was pants, but I can't - it was real quality!!! 8) As for Rebel's post, I agree: it was certainly underwearlming!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Thanks...

...I had a good joke to make, but it's 11 o'clock here and got to be brief, so afraid you'll have to wait till tomorrow!

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Okay SWL, but I'm not sure I can wait that thong for another of your puns!!! :oops: :lol: :lol:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Okay SWL, but I'm not sure I can wait that thong!!! :oops: :lol: :lol:
Brappp! Brapp! :oops: :oops:

A new field of puns... somewhere I can hear Rebel screaming blue mursder!


:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

for the last one you kind of have to say it fast...

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't get your knickers in a twist about old sour-puss Rebel, SWL. And that last pun was hilarious as well as being very clever and had me creasing up. 8) :lol: :wink:

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

763. rebel for denying that hes got moobs. :wink:

764. marcengels and swl for saying I take photos to impress my "friends".

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:763. rebel for denying that hes got moobs. :wink:

764. marcengels and swl for saying I take photos to impress my "friends".
That was SWL Basil...I just saw the word "photos" and my hands immeditaely typed the word "Basil"

:) :wink:

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Just like I saw your name and immediately typed on the c**t thread..... :wink:

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Just like I saw your name and immediately typed on the c**t thread..... :wink:
:lol:

Nice one, Basil! :high5:

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765 to 770 for all those c**ts who went off topic :offtopic: :wailer:

Keep your dirty ASSinine puns off the thread.

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Just like I saw your name and immediately typed on the c**t thread..... :wink:
:lol: :lol: Touche Basil (771).

:wink:

p.s....i'm giving mrgnu your home address

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772. everyone who wanted us to sign felipe melo :awnker:

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marcengels wrote:749. DB10 ...and minus 1 c**t from Frank.

I agreed to "uncunt" Frank. DB10 is the replacement c**t, at Frank's request.

:-P 8)
773. marcangels for being Fwanks fuckbitch.

774. Fwank for being Fwank.


Pair of battys. :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
marcengels wrote:749. DB10 ...and minus 1 c**t from Frank.

I agreed to "uncunt" Frank. DB10 is the replacement c**t, at Frank's request.

:-P 8)
773. marcangels for being Fwanks fuckbitch.

774. Fwank for being Fwank.


Pair of battys. :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

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franksav63 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
marcengels wrote:749. DB10 ...and minus 1 c**t from Frank.

I agreed to "uncunt" Frank. DB10 is the replacement c**t, at Frank's request.

:-P 8)
773. marcangels for being Fwanks fuckbitch.

774. Fwank for being Fwank.


Pair of battys. :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
The moment of realisation...

775. Frank for not having a clue what's going on...

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SWLGooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
marcengels wrote:749. DB10 ...and minus 1 c**t from Frank.

I agreed to "uncunt" Frank. DB10 is the replacement c**t, at Frank's request.

:-P 8)
773. marcangels for being Fwanks fuckbitch.

774. Fwank for being Fwank.


Pair of battys. :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
The moment of realisation...

775. Frank for not having a clue what's going on...
Who said that... :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:

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