The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:09 am

793. Corkbarry for repeating a number

794. Frank....again...but this time for doing the "lemon entry" joke :awnker:

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:10 am

Doh....

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:11 am

795. Brazilian Gooner, his fault for Spuddy *word censored* threading me...

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:15 am

Do we get vast quantities of nudity when this gets to 1000?

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:27 am

NBM wrote:Do we get vast quantities of nudity when this gets to 1000?

796. NBM for asking a stupid question everyone knows the answer to be yes!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:27 am

797. frank for blaming others for his poor jokes!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:40 am

brazilianGOONER wrote:797. frank for blaming others for his poor jokes!

It wasn't my joke..... It's just a well known joke that's generally used when Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are mentioned.....

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:04 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:
NBM wrote:Do we get vast quantities of nudity when this gets to 1000?
796. NBM for asking a stupid question everyone knows the answer to be yes!

Just making sure

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:797. frank for blaming others for his poor jokes!

798. brazilianGOONER for not knowing that joke. Bloody foreigners, come over here stealing our Big Macs, eating our women... oh, right...

Post by **REB** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:31 pm

799.

db10 for making a joke about my dad

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:26 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:799.

db10 for making a joke about my dad

800. Rebel's dad.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:18 pm

corkbarry wrote:
xDAVEYx wrote:i think its an age thing.

you saggy old c**ts, the lot of ya!
791, xDAVEYx.

Picking on the elderly.

Be very careful or i will do a HARRY BROWN on you

Is it only me or does that sound like a euphanism for "having a shit" to anyone else

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:50 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
corkbarry wrote:
xDAVEYx wrote:i think its an age thing.

you saggy old c**ts, the lot of ya!
791, xDAVEYx.

Picking on the elderly.

Be very careful or i will do a HARRY BROWN on you
Is it only me or does that sound like a euphanism for "having a shit" to anyone else

Yeah... now you mention it. Speaking of shit (rather than just speaking shit

); When I worked in construction, every single site we worked on had a phantom shitter (some bastard that would do a shit in someoneâ€™s coffee mug or in their locker that would only be discovered the next day). This was quite the phenomenon on Dublin building sites.

Is Corkbarry a phantom shitter??!!

Best one ever though was on a site in Drogheda, north of Dublin. The old Coca Cola factory we were refurbishing was main contracted by Hegartyâ€™s Construction. And we had the phantom shitter of all phantom shitters! The site foreman swore blind heâ€™d catch the phantom shitter. The shitter even shat in the foremanâ€™s mug 4 nights running if I remember correctly. The foreman was stamping around the site threatening people, swearing heâ€™d find and sack the shitter. It became a battle of wits (or shits even).

But the shitter was always one step ahead. His produce turned up everywhere; in the crane drivers cab, in the Hegartyâ€™s crew canteen, in our (sub contractors) canteen, on the bonnet of one blokeâ€™s car and on one particularly bad (post-Guinness Session) Monday morning, smeared all over the outside door of the site portaloo block in a very black liquid form, so nobody could use the jacks until it had been hosed off.

This went on for months. There were accusations flying and a couple of times it nearly went to punches between a few lads. You had to be careful where you walked, what you picked up etcâ€¦

Anyway, what a surprise we all got one Monday morning when we arrived for work and there was no shit anywhere. Not a lump, not a drop, not a nugget, not even a little dangleberry. And no site foreman either. He had been sacked. Heâ€™d been caught red handed and brown arsed by the security guys leaving a little â€œpresentâ€

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:34 pm

That was so funny i nearly Harry Browned myself

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:33 am

corkbarry wrote:That was so funny i nearly Harry Browned myself

That was even funnier!