If Ref's said it like it is...

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If Ref's said it like it is...

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Inspired by young Ben; 8)
Ben-gooner14 wrote:The ref i used to have for our games was funny, but also got sweared at from players. I knew the ref as he was one of my friends dad and he said to one of the bigger boys in our team that he needed to lose some weight. It was funny :lol:
Classic! :lol:

Can you imagine? If Refs said it like it is?

Webb; Oi Rooney. Lay off the pies you chubby *word censored*.
Rooney; But Ref, you cant say that...
Webb; Seriously Rooney. What are you - a Fat F*cking Frank wannabe?


Dean; Oi you, John Terry.
Terry; What?
Dean; You are a wanker. Bloke on Gooner Forum said it - must be true...

Please feel free to add... :wink:

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Be fair, Dennis Wise has one of them up on a charge for telling the little urchin what he thought of him.

In his autobiography Wise states that he has more time for referees who tell you what they think and "give a bit back to you".

I have no time for refs, but they can't win on this one.

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dvbrisgooner1 wrote:Be fair, Dennis Wise has one of them up on a charge for telling the little urchin what he thought of him.

In his autobiography Wise states that he has more time for referees who tell you what they think and "give a bit back to you".

I have no time for refs, but they can't win on this one.
Erm... dvbrisgooner1, sense of humour called for!! :wink: It's only a p*sstake...

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Peter Crouch: Ref! Toure was just pulling my shirt!

Mike Riley: Fuck off, Crouch, you fucking freak.
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DB10GOONER wrote:
dvbrisgooner1 wrote:Be fair, Dennis Wise has one of them up on a charge for telling the little urchin what he thought of him.

In his autobiography Wise states that he has more time for referees who tell you what they think and "give a bit back to you".

I have no time for refs, but they can't win on this one.
Erm... dvbrisgooner1, sense of humour called for!! :wink: It's only a p*sstake...
Yes I relise it's a piss-take, but I feel the opportunity to call Dennis Wise a nasty little bastard shouldn't be passed up.

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tonysaunders wrote:Peter Crouch: Ref! Toure was just pulling my shirt!

Mike Riley: Fuck of, Crouch, you fucking freak.
as if mother riley would be nice to arsenal :twisted:

oi ramos fu*k off to torquay with basil... graham poll or smoothy our favorite ref :wink:

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tonysaunders wrote:Peter Crouch: Ref! Toure was just pulling my shirt!

Mike Riley: Fuck of, Crouch, you fucking freak.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You're hitting form this weather TS. Laughed out loud there. That's the third time today! :shock:

I'm beginning to wonder if the govt are putting something in the air or water...

...you will laugh... you will smile... all is well... pay higher taxes... you will smile... all is well... :wink:

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dvbrisgooner1 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
dvbrisgooner1 wrote:Be fair, Dennis Wise has one of them up on a charge for telling the little urchin what he thought of him.

In his autobiography Wise states that he has more time for referees who tell you what they think and "give a bit back to you".

I have no time for refs, but they can't win on this one.
Erm... dvbrisgooner1, sense of humour called for!! :wink: It's only a p*sstake...
Yes I relise it's a piss-take, but I feel the opportunity to call Dennis Wise a nasty little bastard shouldn't be passed up.
Apology accepted. :wink:

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TO OUR VERY OWN IVORIAN SPLASH MAKER (ALTHOUGH IT COULD EQUALLY APPLY TO RONALDO, DROGBA, JOE COLE, GERRARD ETC. ETC.)

'HEY, EBOUE - DO YOU WANT SOME TRUNKS, GOGGLES AND A SNORKLE TO GO WITH THAT DIVE?' :oops: :roll: :lol: :wink:

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Ashley Cole: ref ref Sagna is all over me.

Clattenberg: oh go phone a friend or better still let them call you Ash you C#nt!

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Howard Plebb: Carragher, if you keep pulling people down in the area I am going to have to give a pen!

Carragher: But these forwards are so quick?

Plebb: Fuck off you scouse twat - you can do the 100metres in 10 seconds with a tv under one arm and a dvd player under the other.

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Riley: Oi fergie, your last cheque bounced, stop spending all your cash on booze and give me my money you red faced wino freak.

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UFG & Charlie Charlie - Quality. 8) :lol:

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Charlie! Charlie! wrote:Howard Plebb: Carragher, if you keep pulling people down in the area I am going to have to give a pen!

Carragher: But these forwards are so quick?

Plebb: Fuck off you scouse twat - you can do the 100metres in 10 seconds with a tv under one arm and a dvd player under the other.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, DB10? :( :( :cry: :cry: :lol: :wink:

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