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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:This thread has cracked me up. People calling each other mong and retard, it's like being transported back to school.
There was a kid in my class who thought up all the nick-names (he was the biggest so we couldn't argue) and I remember his best efforts were
Woman
Dog Shit
Hard-on
Spazzo
I often wonder what he's doing now. Probably living in a cardboard box under Waterloo Bridge - I hope. I never forgave him for calling me spazzo. . . . . . . . .
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:This thread has cracked me up. People calling each other mong and retard, it's like being transported back to school.
There was a kid in my class who thought up all the nick-names (he was the biggest so we couldn't argue) and I remember his best efforts were
Woman
Dog Shit
Hard-on
Spazzo
I often wonder what he's doing now. Probably living in a cardboard box under Waterloo Bridge - I hope. I never forgave him for calling me spazzo. . . . . . . . .
perhaps the boat trippers can wave at him
Great idea. Or can we moor up and all piss on him? Not that I'm bitter.
Although on second thoughts maybe not - he looked the sort that'd be into water sports. Dirty Perv!
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:This thread has cracked me up. People calling each other mong and retard, it's like being transported back to school.
There was a kid in my class who thought up all the nick-names (he was the biggest so we couldn't argue) and I remember his best efforts were
Woman
Dog Shit
Hard-on
Spazzo
I often wonder what he's doing now. Probably living in a cardboard box under Waterloo Bridge - I hope. I never forgave him for calling me spazzo. . . . . . . . .
perhaps the boat trippers can wave at him
Great idea. Or can we moor up and all piss on him? Not that I'm bitter.
Although on second thoughts maybe not - he looked the sort that'd be into water sports. Dirty Perv!
Or we can pick Sami up by his ears, place his horn up his arse and find your old school bully and batter him to bits with the horn inflicted Sami
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:This thread has cracked me up. People calling each other mong and retard, it's like being transported back to school.
There was a kid in my class who thought up all the nick-names (he was the biggest so we couldn't argue) and I remember his best efforts were
Woman
Dog Shit
Hard-on
Spazzo
I often wonder what he's doing now. Probably living in a cardboard box under Waterloo Bridge - I hope. I never forgave him for calling me spazzo. . . . . . . . .
perhaps the boat trippers can wave at him
Great idea. Or can we moor up and all piss on him? Not that I'm bitter.
Although on second thoughts maybe not - he looked the sort that'd be into water sports. Dirty Perv!
Or we can pick Sami up by his ears, place his horn up his arse and find your old school bully and batter him to bits with the horn inflicted Sami
no problems with that, but leave the horn out, you don't know how hard i have tried to get that horn.
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:This thread has cracked me up. People calling each other mong and retard, it's like being transported back to school.
There was a kid in my class who thought up all the nick-names (he was the biggest so we couldn't argue) and I remember his best efforts were
Woman
Dog Shit
Hard-on
Spazzo
I often wonder what he's doing now. Probably living in a cardboard box under Waterloo Bridge - I hope. I never forgave him for calling me spazzo. . . . . . . . .
perhaps the boat trippers can wave at him
Great idea. Or can we moor up and all piss on him? Not that I'm bitter.
Although on second thoughts maybe not - he looked the sort that'd be into water sports. Dirty Perv!
Or we can pick Sami up by his ears, place his horn up his arse and find your old school bully and batter him to bits with the horn inflicted Sami
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:This thread has cracked me up. People calling each other mong and retard, it's like being transported back to school.
There was a kid in my class who thought up all the nick-names (he was the biggest so we couldn't argue) and I remember his best efforts were
Woman
Dog Shit
Hard-on
Spazzo
I often wonder what he's doing now. Probably living in a cardboard box under Waterloo Bridge - I hope. I never forgave him for calling me spazzo. . . . . . . . .
perhaps the boat trippers can wave at him
Great idea. Or can we moor up and all piss on him? Not that I'm bitter.
Although on second thoughts maybe not - he looked the sort that'd be into water sports. Dirty Perv!
Or we can pick Sami up by his ears, place his horn up his arse and find your old school bully and batter him to bits with the horn inflicted Sami
im scared of you now
please
leave me alone
ill find another stewarddddddddddddddddddd
and swl can do my homework
he goes to a posh school
JOKES
yes sami but if you didn't realise the problems of going to a posh school is that i have unfortunately chosen having a life and following arsenal to doing homework so i have fuck all time to do ANY work whatsoever...
