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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
perhaps the boat trippers can wave at him
Great idea. Or can we moor up and all piss on him? Not that I'm bitter.
Although on second thoughts maybe not - he looked the sort that'd be into water sports. Dirty Perv!
Or we can pick Sami up by his ears, place his horn up his arse and find your old school bully and batter him to bits with the horn inflicted Sami
im scared of you now
please
leave me alone
ill find another stewarddddddddddddddddddd
and swl can do my homework
he goes to a posh school
JOKES
yes sami but if you didn't realise the problems of going to a posh school is that i have unfortunately chosen having a life and following arsenal to doing homework so i have fuck all time to do ANY work whatsoever...
and you live in fucking hampstead as well!
hendon actually
10mins from hampstead (walk) though
looooooool
That's the thing with posh schools Sami. The kids might look like divs in their gay boy uniforms (I used to look like a totally gay div) but they turn out to be bitter and twisted individuals.
If the boat moors up near Waterloo Bridge be afraid, be very afraid. And if an old tramp starts shouting "Spazzo" at you - run like the wind.
The bully at my old school was a strange bastard even back then. He'll scrub and wash your horn and have it polished up a treat, before thinking up a nick-name for you.
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:That's the thing with posh schools Sami. The kids might look like divs in their gay boy uniforms (I used to look like a totally gay div) but they turn out to be bitter and twisted individuals.
If the boat moors up near Waterloo Bridge be afraid, be very afraid. And if an old tramp starts shouting "Spazzo" at you - run like the wind.
The bully at my old school was a strange bastard even back then. He'll scrub and wash your horn and have it polished up a treat, before thinking up a nick-name for you.
haha the best was last year after GCSEs i egged city of london school for boys sixth form common room got some chinese kid and jewish kid completely eggy on their blazer and got chased down the thames by their rugby team loool
was me and ma mate nadav who went there but moved for sixth form - we got in by saying we was on "book return" then egged through the window loooool
Trouble is one of them bastards will probably turn out to be the Prime Minister in 2030 and they never forget. You'll apply for planning permission in 2032 and find your house gets buried under a fly-over!
Eggs - great for omelettes, fry ups and cracking on posh kids' heads!!
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:That's the thing with posh schools Sami. The kids might look like divs in their gay boy uniforms (I used to look like a totally gay div) but they turn out to be bitter and twisted individuals.
We don't have uniforms properly though, just like shirt and tie and black trousers...
Anyway it's a laugh, I for one won't end up below a bridge unless Sammydroppedhisshorts blames me for Sami (he is my lovechild with Basil/bG) and pushes me off...
if that post sounds a bit angry i didn't mean it so.
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:That's the thing with posh schools Sami. The kids might look like divs in their gay boy uniforms (I used to look like a totally gay div) but they turn out to be bitter and twisted individuals.
We don't have uniforms properly though, just like shirt and tie and black trousers...
Anyway it's a laugh, I for one won't end up below a bridge unless Sammydroppedhisshorts blames me for Sami (he is my lovechild with Basil/bG) and pushes me off...
if that post sounds a bit angry i didn't mean it so.
No one cam be blamed for Sami....other than Sami himself..SWL you are safe
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:That's the thing with posh schools Sami. The kids might look like divs in their gay boy uniforms (I used to look like a totally gay div) but they turn out to be bitter and twisted individuals.
We don't have uniforms properly though, just like shirt and tie and black trousers...
Anyway it's a laugh, I for one won't end up below a bridge unless Sammydroppedhisshorts blames me for Sami (he is my lovechild with Basil/bG) and pushes me off...
if that post sounds a bit angry i didn't mean it so.
No one cam be blamed for Sami....other than Sami himself..SWL you are safe
not my fault i have problems
i blame it on friends like SWL and Flash"y who don't help me out
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:That's the thing with posh schools Sami. The kids might look like divs in their gay boy uniforms (I used to look like a totally gay div) but they turn out to be bitter and twisted individuals.
We don't have uniforms properly though, just like shirt and tie and black trousers...
Anyway it's a laugh, I for one won't end up below a bridge unless Sammydroppedhisshorts blames me for Sami (he is my lovechild with Basil/bG) and pushes me off...
if that post sounds a bit angry i didn't mean it so.
No one cam be blamed for Sami....other than Sami himself..SWL you are safe
not my fault i have problems
i blame it on friends like SWL and Flash"y who don't help me out
