John Terry Chants

[perrygrovesworld]

Sung to the tune of the Chavs' "Carefree":

Terry wherever you may be,
You will lose the captaincy,
Your children and your wife Toni
And all your sponsorship money.

Or,

Sung to the tune of "Barney is a Dinosaur":

Terry's Dad he deals in drugs,
His Mother got a caution,
Then Terry f**ed Wayne Bridge's bird
And paid for her abortion

PERRYGROVESWORLD

[Irish Gooner]

I suggest we brainstorm suggestions.

I think Cheryl Cole should be involved in one of the songs as it will piss off Cashley and embarrass Big Man Terry.

[Red107]

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down
going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down on John Terry

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Sung to the tune of the Chavs' "Carefree":

Terry wherever you may be,
You will lose the captaincy,
Your children and your wife Toni
And all your sponsorship money.

Or,

Sung to the tune of "Barney is a Dinosaur":

Terry's Dad he deals in drugs,
His Mother got a caution,
Then Terry f**ed Wayne Bridge's bird
And paid for her abortion

PERRYGROVESWORLD

Thanks for signing your name at the end of your post PERRYGROVESWORLD - in nice big capital letters too. I was just wondering to myself while reading it: “I wonder whose post this is I‘m reading?â€

[North bank girl]

Chelsea whoever you may be,
Don't trust your wife with John Terry,
His Dad sells Crack,
His Mum steals tea
and he cries when he misses a penalty!

[Quintus]

Chelsea whoever you may be,
Don't trust your wife with John Terry,
His Dad sells Crack,
His Mum steals tea
and he cries when he misses a penalty!

[norfbankN16]

Chelsea whoever you may be,
Don't trust your wife with John Terry,
His Dad sells Crack,
His Mum steals tea
and he cries when he misses a penalty!

that is quality my dear

[DB10GOONER]

Some good ones on here!

[DB10GOONER]

To the tune of One nil - to the Arsenal;

Terry - Sloppy seconds! Terry - Sloppy seconds!

[SCREAM AIM FIRE]

Sung to the tune of the Chavs' "Carefree":

Terry wherever you may be,
You will lose the captaincy,
Your children and your wife Toni
And all your sponsorship money.

Or,

Sung to the tune of "Barney is a Dinosaur":

Terry's Dad he deals in drugs,
His Mother got a caution,
Then Terry f**ed Wayne Bridge's bird
And paid for her abortion

PERRYGROVESWORLD

second one is amazing!

[Quintus]

Sung to the tune of the Chavs' "Carefree":

Terry wherever you may be,
You will lose the captaincy,
Your children and your wife Toni
And all your sponsorship money.

Or,

Sung to the tune of "Barney is a Dinosaur":

Terry's Dad he deals in drugs,
His Mother got a caution,
Then Terry f**ed Wayne Bridge's bird
And paid for her abortion

PERRYGROVESWORLD

second one is amazing!

Hope it comes across well on TV for the nation to hear

[DB10GOONER]

Sung to the tune of the Chavs' "Carefree":

Terry wherever you may be,
You will lose the captaincy,
Your children and your wife Toni
And all your sponsorship money.

Or,

Sung to the tune of "Barney is a Dinosaur":

Terry's Dad he deals in drugs,
His Mother got a caution,
Then Terry f**ed Wayne Bridge's bird
And paid for her abortion

PERRYGROVESWORLD

second one is amazing!

Have to agree - best so far.

[Nos89]

To the tune of perry groves dreamworld

Petr Cech, he's fucked your wife
Ashley Cole, he's fucked your wife
Michael Ballack, he's fucked your wife
Joey Cole, he's fucked your wife
Didier Drogba, he's fucked your wife
Nick Anelka, he's fucked your wife,
Frankie Lampard, he's fucked your wife
Ancelloti, he's fucked your too
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked our wives
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked your wives
Tery's fucked your wives

[norfbankN16]

To the tune of perry groves dreamworld

Petr Cech, he's fucked your wife
Ashley Cole, he's fucked your wife
Michael Ballack, he's fucked your wife
Joey Cole, he's fucked your wife
Didier Drogba, he's fucked your wife
Nick Anelka, he's fucked your wife,
Frankie Lampard, he's fucked your wife
Ancelloti, he's fucked your too
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked our wives
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked your wives
Tery's fucked your wives

hee hee hee like this one the best

[lagerisgood1981]

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down
going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down on John Terry

This is hilarious ...