JOHN TERRY YET AGAIN..................

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I just had this funny thought.

It would be brilliant not to mention funny if are away fans could hold up cards like the 'red lace' thing. Explain to the Chavs stewards its a protest or some shit.

When the cards are held aloft the picture is of Vanessa-Perroncel! :lol: :lol:

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Boomer wrote:I just had this funny thought.

It would be brilliant not to mention funny if are away fans could hold up cards like the 'red lace' thing. Explain to the Chavs stewards its a protest or some shit.

When the cards are held aloft the picture is of Vanessa-Perroncel! :lol: :lol:
:oops:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:I just had this funny thought.

It would be brilliant not to mention funny if are away fans could hold up cards like the 'red lace' thing. Explain to the Chavs stewards its a protest or some shit.

When the cards are held aloft the picture is of Vanessa-Perroncel! :lol: :lol:
:oops:
Aimed at winding up Terry. However, reading some of the papers and if true she's 'been around' it could scare the bejesus out of half the Chavs squad :lol:

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Boomer wrote:I just had this funny thought.

It would be brilliant not to mention funny if are away fans could hold up cards like the 'red lace' thing. Explain to the Chavs stewards its a protest or some shit.

When the cards are held aloft the picture is of Vanessa-Perroncel! :lol: :lol:
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not sure if this has already been posted but i received this email today -

- Terry sh@gged a 15yr old
- Joe Cole knew about the original girl
- Most have Chelsea have sh@gged Carly Zucker
- Essien, Lampard & Cole have all shagged this girl

BIG ONE

- Terry has been doing massive football accumulators including games he is playing in.....

AND

1. JT has been sh@gging another current team mates wife who has kids and are still together.

2. he owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a Box he owns and hasn't paid for even after he had mates in there racking up a 20k bill at the FA cup final!

3. 2 other chelsea players where slamming Bridges mrs around the same time as terry.

Halario's wife is the other team mates wife and the other players nobbing bridges bird were Gudjohnsen and Drogba.


(me again) - right, just for reasons of legal clarification - this is utterly untrue, total bullshit that someone has made up and in no way reflects reality, but is the stuff of fantasy island. quite simply - made up nonsense.

... thought you might be interested to read it though :roll:

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Post by WEWEREINVINCIBLE! »

easy one to remember! and hopefully wind cashley up aswell!

ashley's got aids, ashley's got aids, he got it off drogba, ashley's got aids.
cheryl's got aids, cheryl's got aids, she got it off ashley, cheryl's got aids
jt's got aids, jt's got aids, he got it off cheryl, jt's got aids.
:wink: :wink:

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WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:easy one to remember! and hopefully wind cashley up aswell!

ashley's got aids, ashley's got aids, he got it off drogba, ashley's got aids.
cheryl's got aids, cheryl's got aids, she got it off ashley, cheryl's got aids
jt's got aids, jt's got aids, he got it off cheryl, jt's got aids.
:wink: :wink:
crap, in my opinion of course.

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WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:easy one to remember! and hopefully wind cashley up aswell!

ashley's got aids, ashley's got aids, he got it off drogba, ashley's got aids.
cheryl's got aids, cheryl's got aids, she got it off ashley, cheryl's got aids
jt's got aids, jt's got aids, he got it off cheryl, jt's got aids.
:wink: :wink:
based on how often i read jokes including aids here, i would assume there aren't many cases in britain?

'cause here in brazil that is quite serious business... i have a relative and a friend who has it. not that i mind the jokes, i really don't, but here if you joke about aids there's a big chance you'll get your ass kicked in no time :?

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:easy one to remember! and hopefully wind cashley up aswell!

ashley's got aids, ashley's got aids, he got it off drogba, ashley's got aids.
cheryl's got aids, cheryl's got aids, she got it off ashley, cheryl's got aids
jt's got aids, jt's got aids, he got it off cheryl, jt's got aids.
:wink: :wink:
based on how often i read jokes including aids here, i would assume there aren't many cases in britain?

'cause here in brazil that is quite serious business... i have a relative and a friend who has it. not that i mind the jokes, i really don't, but here if you joke about aids there's a big chance you'll get your ass kicked in no time :?
That's what I thought. It's a crass bit of humour and not even funny.
It's no different to when rightfully moan about the Wenger Pedo chants. Aids and paedophilia aren't funny subjects.

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gooner.ed wrote:not sure if this has already been posted but i received this email today -

- Terry sh@gged a 15yr old
- Joe Cole knew about the original girl
- Most have Chelsea have sh@gged Carly Zucker
- Essien, Lampard & Cole have all shagged this girl

BIG ONE

- Terry has been doing massive football accumulators including games he is playing in.....

AND

1. JT has been sh@gging another current team mates wife who has kids and are still together.

2. he owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a Box he owns and hasn't paid for even after he had mates in there racking up a 20k bill at the FA cup final!

3. 2 other chelsea players where slamming Bridges mrs around the same time as terry.

Halario's wife is the other team mates wife and the other players nobbing bridges bird were Gudjohnsen and Drogba.


(me again) - right, just for reasons of legal clarification - this is utterly untrue, total bullshit that someone has made up and in no way reflects reality, but is the stuff of fantasy island. quite simply - made up nonsense.

... thought you might be interested to read it though :roll:

A lot of that has been reported in the papers today but some of it is very interesting.........although as you say this is in no way true!

I wonder if all of this other utter nonsense is soon to be revealed in the papers?

Let's face it, if they can nail Terry on anything right now they are going to.

8)

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please let there be more :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Post by WEWEREINVINCIBLE! »

no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,

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Boomer wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:easy one to remember! and hopefully wind cashley up aswell!

ashley's got aids, ashley's got aids, he got it off drogba, ashley's got aids.
cheryl's got aids, cheryl's got aids, she got it off ashley, cheryl's got aids
jt's got aids, jt's got aids, he got it off cheryl, jt's got aids.
:wink: :wink:
based on how often i read jokes including aids here, i would assume there aren't many cases in britain?

'cause here in brazil that is quite serious business... i have a relative and a friend who has it. not that i mind the jokes, i really don't, but here if you joke about aids there's a big chance you'll get your ass kicked in no time :?
That's what I thought. It's a crass bit of humour and not even funny.
It's no different to when rightfully moan about the Wenger Pedo chants. Aids and paedophilia aren't funny subjects.
amen, mate. i had the horrible opportunity to be at work in a hospital and see a guy getting out of the doctor's room after being diagnosed with aids. it's surely the saddest thing i ever saw in my life.

it's not a subject to joke with. and that's me talking, and i joke with almost anything :wink:

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The two name's in the frame with Bridge's ex in my mind are Cole (c@shley) as he's been a cheat several times behind Cheryl's back.

Also I speculated this to my wife and she instantly said "The one that's shagging that Blakley women!!!"
:roll: Yes, dear Lumparse! :lol:

But that was my second name.....pure speculation and as mentioned a 'household' name and for similar reasons maybe 'another' as to why he split not to long ago with his misses. :?:

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WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,
ok mate, as i said, i don't mind. sometimes those things are cultural, i'm sure we (brazilians) don't mind joking about some things that would be quite serious in england :wink:

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