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WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,
ok mate, as i said, i don't mind. sometimes those things are cultural, i'm sure we (brazilians) don't mind joking about some things that would be quite serious in england
Your love of ladyboys and footballers with awful teeth offends me.
WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,
ok mate, as i said, i don't mind. sometimes those things are cultural, i'm sure we (brazilians) don't mind joking about some things that would be quite serious in england
Your love of ladyboys and footballers with awful teeth offends me.
WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,
ok mate, as i said, i don't mind. sometimes those things are cultural, i'm sure we (brazilians) don't mind joking about some things that would be quite serious in england
Your love of ladyboys and footballers with awful teeth offends me.
WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,
ok mate, as i said, i don't mind. sometimes those things are cultural, i'm sure we (brazilians) don't mind joking about some things that would be quite serious in england
WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:no offence was intended brazilian gooner. just a take on song about cashley i.ve heard at most away days,
ok mate, as i said, i don't mind. sometimes those things are cultural, i'm sure we (brazilians) don't mind joking about some things that would be quite serious in england
Never ever joke about the WEATHER]
mate, you would never believe me, but i actually HATE the heat and love the cold. i really do not know why the hell i was born here.
I know for a fact JT banged a girl I know in the toilets of one of those poncy clubs in London. There must be so many little sluts who could earn a few grand selling their stories.
Vanessa Perroncel sent coded messages and naked pictures to JT
By Guy Basnett, 07/02/2010
SERIAL WAG Vanessa Perroncel was last night branded a voracious football MANEATER who hunted down her lovers using Premier League fixture lists.
As the News of the World last night linked the French lingerie model to SIX Chelsea stars, a source at the heart of her social circle told us: "When Vanessa came to London from France she was obsessed with dating players, especially the boys from Stamford Bridge.
"She'd go on the prowl, checking out fixtures lists to see which teams would be out on the town. If the London clubs were at home or not too far away, she knew they'd probably be out after the match, and make sure she was at the right nightspots to meet them.
"It was an obsession, and it centred on Chelsea. She's been involved with six Blues players in all, starting about 2003." And we can reveal that Vanessa:
IS HATED by other WAGS who feared she was a threat from the start.
SENT TEXTS to Terry starting "Alright Geezer" so wife Toni would think she was a male pal.
TURNED UP at celeb restaurant Zuma where Terry and Toni were dining to reveal she'd split with Wayne Bridge.
HAS NO REMORSE about having sex with married Terry.
As well as Chelsea captain John Terry and Wayne Bridge - father of her three-year-old son - Vanessa's scoresheet includes Icelandic married dad-of-three Eidur Gudjohnsen, cocaine-snorting Romanian Adrian Mutu, Nigerian ace Celestine Babayaro and one more foreign-born player. The relationship with Babayaro never went further than snogging.
We can reveal Vanessa also spent a night of passion with a world-class French interna- tional - one of the biggest names in the soccer world, also married with kids - at the Euro 2004 tournament in Portugal.
Aside from modelling assignements Vanessa took a job as a £100-a-night hostess at London's Elysium nightclub around seven years ago, a known haunt of Chelsea stars. It was there she met Gudjohnsen.
Our source said: "Vanessa was sharing a flat nearby but she also used to sneak into the hotel at the ground.
"That's where the players stayed before a match. Eidur would smuggle her into his room. At the end of the affair he handed her £10,000 to draw a line under everything.
"Vanessa responded to any player that showed an interest, married or not. It was sick."
A well-known WAG who insisted on anonymity added: "That was why it was so hard for Vanessa to be accepted by the other wives and girlfriends. They saw her as a homewrecker. And that's why they've now turned on her so quickly.
"She's a massive flirt. Whenever she was out she'd be the girl making the most effort, flicking her hair back, and making come-on eyes at the players. The word among us all was 'Vanessa's out - lock up your husband!' But when she and Wayne settled down and had their baby the other WAGs had to accept her and let her into the inner circle.
"They warmed to her a little bit, but it wasn't easy. Now that's all totally gone again. They HATE her."
And the WAGs certainly won't be impressed by astonishing revelations from close friends of Vanessa, 33, who contacted us last night. One told us: "Although Vanessa initially felt guilty about sleeping with John she doesn't feel sorry for Toni at all.
"That's because when Vanessa split with Wayne last year she was at her lowest ebb and Toni never even phoned to offer support. John WAS around to comfort her and became a very good friend, but Toni never said a single word. Vanessa was really hurt.
"Now she doesn't feel any remorse at all. But Vanessa still loves Wayne. He was the real love of her life." Nevertheless Vanessa's obsession with Chelsea and its other players was obvious when Bridge transferred to Manchester City last January.
HE moved to a new home in Cheshire. SHE stayed down south at their house in Oxshott, Surrey, opening the door to sneaky sex with neighbour Terry. An insider told us: "Vanessa wanted to be close to London and, more importantly, her Chelsea boys.
"She was still turning up at Chelsea matches and hobnobbing with the old crowd. Wayne used to joke to his old mates that he'd ring her and hear the Chelsea game in the background. It was funny at the time, but now you can see the darker side."
There had been chemistry between Vanessa and serial love-cheat Terry for years - and now he saw an open goal.
The pair sent hundreds of flirty texts to each other using codes and pet names. It led to a bizarre situation last March when Toni and Vanessa were holidaying together in Dubai, and Terry was texting BOTH.
Our WAG source told us: "Toni used to send John saucy pictures and he'd do the same in return. One day she showed off photos he'd sent of himself totally NAKED. They left NOTHING to the imagination. They didn't show his face, but you could see he was excited! Vanessa turned away acting prudish. But now we know she was already secretly meeting Terry, and at the same time he was texting Toni in Dubai, he was also texting Vanessa, right under Toni's nose."
While Terry didn't have sex with Vanessa until the autumn, they were growing ever closer. Vanessa became so blatant she even told other WAGs of the chemistry between them.
Our source said: "John had all the patter. In texts he called her 'beautiful', 'V', and 'baby'. She knew the risks. In case Toni saw his phone, she'd try to sound like one of his mates when she replied, using phrases like 'Alright Geezer', things the lads would say. But then her texts got raunchier and included sexy snaps, one of her in the shower." After the split between Vanessa and Bridge the secret relationship stepped up a notch. Vanessa got so bold she showed up at top London restaurant Zuma when Terry and Toni were eating out.
Our insider said: "Vanessa had wanted to spend the night with John but he'd already arranged the meal.
"So Vanessa went to the restaurant. It was very weird. She walked in, seemed to blank John, and went over to Toni.
"Vanessa made a point of telling Toni she'd split up with Wayne, and she was now single. Maybe it was a warning."
As we revealed last week, just weeks later Terry embarked on a full sexual affair with Vanessa, she quickly fell pregnant and had an abortion.
I NO-NO BELIEVE YO-YO KNICKERS
BY: Carole Malone
FOR the entire week Vanessa Perroncel has been parading herself for the cameras making sure they get her every, sexy little move.
Now we're told by Max Clifford - with a quiet, demure (and fully clothed) Vanessa at his side that she won't, after all, be selling her sordid story despite, what she calls, all the "unsubstantiated and false claims".
This new shy, retiring Vanessa says she doesn't believe in speaking to the media and that her priority is her three-year-old son.
Right. So why hire Max Clifford? And why didn't Mrs Yo-Yo Knickers think about her son before she became the Chelsea players' sex mascot? I suspect her latest role as the hurt, wronged woman is more to do with the rumours that John Terry has paid her £750,000 to shut up - a damn sight more than she could get from any newspaper.
And a damn sign more than anything she could earn on her back. Still, it goes to show that sex pays. Especially if you have lots of it with lots of people.
Vanessa Perroncel sent coded messages and naked pictures to JT
By Guy Basnett, 07/02/2010
SERIAL WAG Vanessa Perroncel was last night branded a voracious football MANEATER who hunted down her lovers using Premier League fixture lists.
As the News of the World last night linked the French lingerie model to SIX Chelsea stars, a source at the heart of her social circle told us: "When Vanessa came to London from France she was obsessed with dating players, especially the boys from Stamford Bridge.
"She'd go on the prowl, checking out fixtures lists to see which teams would be out on the town. If the London clubs were at home or not too far away, she knew they'd probably be out after the match, and make sure she was at the right nightspots to meet them.
"It was an obsession, and it centred on Chelsea. She's been involved with six Blues players in all, starting about 2003." And we can reveal that Vanessa:
IS HATED by other WAGS who feared she was a threat from the start.
SENT TEXTS to Terry starting "Alright Geezer" so wife Toni would think she was a male pal.
TURNED UP at celeb restaurant Zuma where Terry and Toni were dining to reveal she'd split with Wayne Bridge.
HAS NO REMORSE about having sex with married Terry.
As well as Chelsea captain John Terry and Wayne Bridge - father of her three-year-old son - Vanessa's scoresheet includes Icelandic married dad-of-three Eidur Gudjohnsen, cocaine-snorting Romanian Adrian Mutu, Nigerian ace Celestine Babayaro and one more foreign-born player. The relationship with Babayaro never went further than snogging.
We can reveal Vanessa also spent a night of passion with a world-class French interna- tional - one of the biggest names in the soccer world, also married with kids - at the Euro 2004 tournament in Portugal.
Aside from modelling assignements Vanessa took a job as a £100-a-night hostess at London's Elysium nightclub around seven years ago, a known haunt of Chelsea stars. It was there she met Gudjohnsen.
Our source said: "Vanessa was sharing a flat nearby but she also used to sneak into the hotel at the ground.
"That's where the players stayed before a match. Eidur would smuggle her into his room. At the end of the affair he handed her £10,000 to draw a line under everything.
"Vanessa responded to any player that showed an interest, married or not. It was sick."
A well-known WAG who insisted on anonymity added: "That was why it was so hard for Vanessa to be accepted by the other wives and girlfriends. They saw her as a homewrecker. And that's why they've now turned on her so quickly.
"She's a massive flirt. Whenever she was out she'd be the girl making the most effort, flicking her hair back, and making come-on eyes at the players. The word among us all was 'Vanessa's out - lock up your husband!' But when she and Wayne settled down and had their baby the other WAGs had to accept her and let her into the inner circle.
"They warmed to her a little bit, but it wasn't easy. Now that's all totally gone again. They HATE her."
And the WAGs certainly won't be impressed by astonishing revelations from close friends of Vanessa, 33, who contacted us last night. One told us: "Although Vanessa initially felt guilty about sleeping with John she doesn't feel sorry for Toni at all.
"That's because when Vanessa split with Wayne last year she was at her lowest ebb and Toni never even phoned to offer support. John WAS around to comfort her and became a very good friend, but Toni never said a single word. Vanessa was really hurt.
"Now she doesn't feel any remorse at all. But Vanessa still loves Wayne. He was the real love of her life." Nevertheless Vanessa's obsession with Chelsea and its other players was obvious when Bridge transferred to Manchester City last January.
HE moved to a new home in Cheshire. SHE stayed down south at their house in Oxshott, Surrey, opening the door to sneaky sex with neighbour Terry. An insider told us: "Vanessa wanted to be close to London and, more importantly, her Chelsea boys.
"She was still turning up at Chelsea matches and hobnobbing with the old crowd. Wayne used to joke to his old mates that he'd ring her and hear the Chelsea game in the background. It was funny at the time, but now you can see the darker side."
There had been chemistry between Vanessa and serial love-cheat Terry for years - and now he saw an open goal.
The pair sent hundreds of flirty texts to each other using codes and pet names. It led to a bizarre situation last March when Toni and Vanessa were holidaying together in Dubai, and Terry was texting BOTH.
Our WAG source told us: "Toni used to send John saucy pictures and he'd do the same in return. One day she showed off photos he'd sent of himself totally NAKED. They left NOTHING to the imagination. They didn't show his face, but you could see he was excited! Vanessa turned away acting prudish. But now we know she was already secretly meeting Terry, and at the same time he was texting Toni in Dubai, he was also texting Vanessa, right under Toni's nose."
While Terry didn't have sex with Vanessa until the autumn, they were growing ever closer. Vanessa became so blatant she even told other WAGs of the chemistry between them.
Our source said: "John had all the patter. In texts he called her 'beautiful', 'V', and 'baby'. She knew the risks. In case Toni saw his phone, she'd try to sound like one of his mates when she replied, using phrases like 'Alright Geezer', things the lads would say. But then her texts got raunchier and included sexy snaps, one of her in the shower." After the split between Vanessa and Bridge the secret relationship stepped up a notch. Vanessa got so bold she showed up at top London restaurant Zuma when Terry and Toni were eating out.
Our insider said: "Vanessa had wanted to spend the night with John but he'd already arranged the meal.
"So Vanessa went to the restaurant. It was very weird. She walked in, seemed to blank John, and went over to Toni.
"Vanessa made a point of telling Toni she'd split up with Wayne, and she was now single. Maybe it was a warning."
As we revealed last week, just weeks later Terry embarked on a full sexual affair with Vanessa, she quickly fell pregnant and had an abortion.
I NO-NO BELIEVE YO-YO KNICKERS
BY: Carole Malone
FOR the entire week Vanessa Perroncel has been parading herself for the cameras making sure they get her every, sexy little move.
Now we're told by Max Clifford - with a quiet, demure (and fully clothed) Vanessa at his side that she won't, after all, be selling her sordid story despite, what she calls, all the "unsubstantiated and false claims".
This new shy, retiring Vanessa says she doesn't believe in speaking to the media and that her priority is her three-year-old son.
Right. So why hire Max Clifford? And why didn't Mrs Yo-Yo Knickers think about her son before she became the Chelsea players' sex mascot? I suspect her latest role as the hurt, wronged woman is more to do with the rumours that John Terry has paid her £750,000 to shut up - a damn sight more than she could get from any newspaper.
And a damn sign more than anything she could earn on her back. Still, it goes to show that sex pays. Especially if you have lots of it with lots of people.
