John Terry Chants

[Basil is a Gooner]

(To the William Gallas tune)

Vanessa Perroncel should use Mates,
She shags Chelsea.

And something along the lines of Bridge over Troubled Water (got to rush so can't think of anything - over to you IHH)

[mike]

I like Roscommon gooners one but 'dad of the year, you're avin a laugh' fits much better. Percy Daltons one is also top drawer. I patiently await Sunday to see what one wins the vote!

[liamc]

First time post, long time gooner



Terry went to bed,
Went to bed with Cheryl
Ashely had his mobile phone
Terry went with Cheryl

Im sure someone can improve this.

[1989]

Chelsea whoever you may be,
Don't trust your wife with John Terry,
His Dad sells Crack,
His Mum steals tea
and he cries when he misses a penalty!

Best one yet!

[Dicko]

Just e-mailed to me

1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women whove slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough for a couple of weeks of front pages. Including FHMs own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/1 ... 68x720.jpg)


2. The front page today that Bridges ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.



3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now shes no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nations Sweetheart)



4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).



5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.




Carefree wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with john terry, his dad deals coke and his mum steals tea, he cried when he missed a penalty

Carefree wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with john terry, he cannot shoot and he can't f*cking pass, but he'll take your Mrs. up the a*se

[skipper]

to the tume of 'premiership - you're having a laugh'


Peter Chec - he shagged your wife
Ashley Cole - he shgged your wife
Didier Drogba - he shagged your wife
Ancelloti -he shagged your wife

(all names on big screen at SB)


...ad infinitum

[NBM]

Just got the same email Dicko, he's done for if true.

[IAMTHEGOONER]

TERRY IS A CHEAT
HIS CHAV MUM IS A THEIF
FROM TESCOS OOOH OOH
FROM TESCOS

HIS DADDY IS DEALER
BRIDGES WIFE IS A SQUEALER
WHAT A SLUT OOOOH OOOH
WHAT A SLUT

CHEROL BOUGHT A PHONE FOR ASHLY COLE
WHICH JOHN TERRYS MUM STOLE
ASHLEY STICKS IT UP HIS HOLE
NO LUBE OOOH OOOH NO LUBE

[I Hate Hleb]

Just e-mailed to me

1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women whove slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough for a couple of weeks of front pages. Including FHMs own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/1 ... 68x720.jpg)


2. The front page today that Bridges ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.



3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now shes no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nations Sweetheart)



4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).



5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.....

not sure if this has already been posted but i received this email today -
.........

1. JT has been sh@gging another current team mates wife who has kids and are still together.

2. he owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a Box he owns and hasn't paid for even after he had mates in there racking up a 20k bill at the FA cup final!

3. 2 other chelsea players where slamming Bridges mrs around the same time as terry.

Halario's wife is the other team mates wife and the other players nobbing bridges bird were Gudjohnsen and Drogba.[/i]

(me again) - right, just for reasons of legal clarification - this is utterly untrue, total bullshit that someone has made up and in no way reflects reality, but is the stuff of fantasy island. quite simply - made up nonsense.

... thought you might be interested to read it though

Are you Ramon, are you Ramon, are you Ramon in disguise? Are you Ramon in Disguise?

[Basil is a Gooner]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... allet.html

HEARTBROKEN Toni Poole hit the shops yesterday as she tried to forget her marriage woes - but admitted she is in turmoil over husband John Terry's affair.

When the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping......

[hutchy08]

theres so many carefree versions goin arnd that no one will kno which one to sing and we'll end up sing ...same old terry always cheating ...ZZzzzzzzzzz

[DB10GOONER]

Just e-mailed to me

1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women whove slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough for a couple of weeks of front pages. Including FHMs own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/1 ... 68x720.jpg)


2. The front page today that Bridges ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.



3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now shes no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nations Sweetheart)



4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).



5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.




Carefree wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with john terry, his dad deals coke and his mum steals tea, he cried when he missed a penalty

Carefree wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with john terry, he cannot shoot and he can't f*cking pass, but he'll take your Mrs. up the a*se

Please be true. Every word. Please. Oh and hopefully he has clap.

[I Hate Hleb]

With the Chav fans sure to get behind their skipper - especially after what's happened with England - you need to narrow down the songs sung against him to one or two only, to have more of an impact!!!


I propose the following two suggestions:


Petr Cech, he's fucked your wife
Ashley Cole, he's fucked your wife
Michael Ballack, he's fucked your wife
Joey Cole, he's fucked your wife

We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked our wives.
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives.

And Didier, he's fucked your wife
Nick Anelka, he's fucked your wife,
Big fat Frank, he's fucked your wife
Ancelloti, he's fucked your wife

We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked our wives.
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives.

And

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down, going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
on John Terry


Alternatively, we can wait for what the weekend papers reveal as there might be an even juicier one!!

[DB10GOONER]

God I wish I was going to this game! Fucking hate the chavs.

[DB10GOONER]

First time post, long time gooner



Terry went to bed,
Went to bed with Cheryl
Ashely had his mobile phone
Terry went with Cheryl

Im sure someone can improve this.

Welcome on board mate. We have a couple of Corkonians on here.