Live in a bad area?

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northbankbren
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Live in a bad area?

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A new council tax re-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge council house in our street The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. They are out of control.

I fucking hate living near Windsor Castle
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Re: Live in a bad area?

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Haha! Quality, bren!
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Very good Bren. I think youve just fucked up your knighthood though
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Very funny Bren.
Chunky The Gooner wrote:Very good Bren. I think youve just fucked up your knighthood though
He's not put it into the washing machine with his delicates again, has he? :duh: :duh: :roll: How many times do people have to be told - Never mix your white clothes with your coloured ones!!! :oops: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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SCREAM AIM FIRE
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northbankbren wrote:A new council tax re-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge council house in our street The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. They are out of control.

I fucking hate living near Windsor Castle

that was wicked :lol:
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Chunky The Gooner wrote:Very good Bren. I think youve just fucked up your knighthood though
its ok, there's still time to flash some cash about and earn yourself a peerage in the build up to an election :wink:
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