ALL TIME FAVOURITE FILM

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:25 pm

Here is a maths sequence that can predict you favourite film.... Mine was Jaws. Not sure how it works but it does!!!

Try it without looking at the answers below and remeber it works so dont look. Once you have the answer post it within this thread see what type you like. BE HONEST

Pick a number between 1 and 9

multiply by 3

add 3 to the number

multiply by 3 again

Add the 2 digits together

You know have a number scroll down the list and see what your all time favourite is

1. Gone with the wind
2. Aliens
3. Oliver
4. Star wars
5. Forrest Gump
6.Saving private Ryan
7. Jaws
8.Grease
9. The joy of anal sex between two men
10. Mary Poppins

Post by **g88ner** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:34 pm

Bloody hell, I thought it might be 'Shawshank Redemption' but NO.. surprisingly its... 'The joy of anal sex between two men'

Hmm.... I think I've been set up here

- I mean it was a good film, but not my favourite.....

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:12 pm

g88ner wrote:Bloody hell, I thought it might be 'Shawshank Redemption' but NO.. surprisingly its... 'The joy of anal sex between two men'

Hmm.... I think I've been set up here - I mean it was a good film, but not my favourite.....

I asked for honesty!!! Well done mate

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:20 am

The only problem I had was with the sript. Otherwise - a classic.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:52 am

The Godfather and Planes,Trains and Automobiles.

Chunky The Gooner · Post by **Chunky The Gooner** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:32 am

I got 12 !

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:36 am

I got Shaving Ryan's Privates.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:44 pm

Mine is; "The villa of a thousand burst kebabs"!!

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:26 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Mine is; "The villa of a thousand burst kebabs"!!

dont remember that one on the list

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:03 pm

flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Mine is; "The villa of a thousand burst kebabs"!!
dont remember that one on the list

Still a great movie. The acting, the direction, the production values, the soundtrack, the big dirty gaping pink kebabs in every scene... quality filmaking at it's best.

It was Sydney Porksword's finest work. Just a shame his leading lady, Ivana Huffacock, died in that freak on-set choking accident...

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:01 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Mine is; "The villa of a thousand burst kebabs"!!
dont remember that one on the list
Still a great movie. The acting, the direction, the production values, the soundtrack, the big dirty gaping pink kebabs in every scene... quality filmaking at it's best.

It was Sydney Porksword's finest work. Just a shame his leading lady, Ivana Huffacock, died in that freak on-set choking accident...

Ah, you may jest but this has actually happened in porn before. I recall seeing a report about it once. Can't remeber where but I am sure it has happened.

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:18 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Mine is; "The villa of a thousand burst kebabs"!!
dont remember that one on the list
Still a great movie. The acting, the direction, the production values, the soundtrack, the big dirty gaping pink kebabs in every scene... quality filmaking at it's best.

It was Sydney Porksword's finest work. Just a shame his leading lady, Ivana Huffacock, died in that freak on-set choking accident...
Ah, you may jest but this has actually happened in porn before. I recall seeing a report about it once. Can't remeber where but I am sure it has
happened.

Yes, I had to get the reduction operation and retired from porn at the the age of 62.