Cheryl Cole is planning to divorce cheating husband Ashley

RNTGOONER · Post by **RNTGOONER** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:28 pm

i would be more worried about her having a` semi

than how good a singer she is

nice looking girl who can sing and can dance i dont think she is any less talented than say britney spears though.

skipper · Post by **skipper** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:39 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:Not really on a mission as such, just sick of sheep having a dig at someone basically because they are stupid enough to believe everything that is written about them. I'll defend anyone that is getting shit for no good reason, especially when most of the shit they're getting is coming from people that know fuck all themselves.

Well, she's a pretty good singer, not great, but pretty good.
She's an outstanding dancer, really outstanding! She'd pale a lot of other performers into insignificance with her dancing. She can dance really high quality classic ballroom and latin. She trained for years and would piss all over those that have appeared on strictly before.

I'd call both of those 'talents'.

My God, you are tone deaf

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:45 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Has she ever ACTUALLY sang live?
If so..was she any good?
yes....and yes, fairly good, but not great.

You see, for me, "fairly good" is a class apart from "monotone shit"

Its not jealously, she just is not a very good singer. The real difficulty is in the dancing and the ability to "sing" while doing it, but its hardly something that relies much on natural talent.

She is an attractive woman who is remarkably well marketed considering her less then classy past. I mean cmon, she wasnt even the most talented member of girls aloud (from what my gf tells me

). Her individual fame is mainly from being a television personality on the X Factor and being married to a *word censored*. The real sheep are the people who take her seriously on any level.

augie · Post by **augie** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:20 pm

The problem with people from my era is that we find it hard to take any of the modern singers/groups seriously. How many of the *word censored* can write music or play a musical instrument (and no your flute doesnt count

) ? Pop stars nowadays are just a product of packaged merchandising hence the "success" that the likes of jedwad, spice girls etc experience.

On a lighter note guess who is in geordieland for a stag weekend in june and will be searching out miss tweety to give her some paddy loving ?

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:23 pm

Well I disagree! I think she's just a normal council estate girl that took what she had and made the best of it. Fair dues to her and I personally won't slag her off to gain any kudos. The *word censored* she married on the other hand is a true wanker.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:25 pm

You DO know that if hes transfer listed,then Arsene will want him back?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:38 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
The Caped Crusader wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:She's a successful artist
Hilarious, doubt Damian Hurst is losing much sleep over Cheryl.

Seriously, she's a pretty Karaoke singer with poor taste in men, clothes and music, the type of girl you'd otherwise meet walking around ASDA in her pajamas on a Saturday morning, if her calling as an "artist" hadn't intervened. Don't understand the vitriol though, hasn't she suffered enough?
Whilst I agree in general with you, I'm not sure I'd have used Damien Hurst as an example of an 'artist'.

Caravaggio !?

Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:51 pm

Gnuey

If Cashley set foot in Arsenal as an Arsenal player again id never attend another game till he was no more......Wenger has to know that bringing Cashley back is like a London taxi driver charging fair rates!!!

norfbankN16 · Post by **norfbankN16** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:56 pm

i cant believe this thread is 4 pages long

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:16 pm

ive a 2 inch cock..Believe that?

1989 · Post by **1989** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:28 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:ive a 2 inch cock..Believe that?

Flaccid or hard?

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:31 pm

hey!! stop asking me personal questions

slag · Post by **slag** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:24 pm

id shag her

topgoon · Post by **topgoon** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:24 pm

It's official, she's left the tosser, couldn't happen to a better c**t. Hope someone gets her in touch with Ray Parlour's ex's solicitors so she can keep taking him to the cleaners for years to come....

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:05 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... uined.html

GUTTED Ashley Cole broke his silence over his marriage split yesterday - telling The Sun: "My life is ruined."
The crocked England love-rat, 29, was speaking from an injury clinic in France after TV beauty Cheryl ditched him over his flings and sex texts.
Head in hands, he said: "F****** hell, my life is ruined." Then, close to tears, he added: "I just want to be left alone - everything's gone so wrong."
Split ... CherylChelsea left-back Cole has been at the clinic for a week and has not once ventured outdoors in Capbreton, South of France.
Cheryl dumped him by text the day he arrived. Since then the footballer, nursing a broken ankle, has been seen moping around.
He has ditched his wedding ring, grown a straggly beard, and is said to be in a "dark place".
Cole also hinted he was feeling the pressure of his split from Cheryl, 26 - moaning: "I'm meant to be here for treatment."
One source said: "His frustration is really showing. He's lost arguably the most attractive girl in Britain and his football career is on ice."
The Sun told how Cole bedded a hairdresser while married, then sent explicit photos of himself to a model.
We later revealed he slept with two more girls, while it was claimed he bedded another after he and X Factor star Cheryl became an item.

I'm gutted too Cashley....