Funniest chant

[Kiwi Gooner]

What are some of the funniest footy chants you've heard?
I've always loved that one about Park Ji-Sung:
"He shoots, he scores, he eats labradors."

[RaM]

Was at a Sydney FC Asian Champions League match against Persik Kediri (from Indonesia).

They had some overweight Brazilian striker playing for them. No one even knew who he was, so his anonymity made it even funnier.

- "Who ate all the pies number ten???"

- "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"

[goonersid]

To the tune of "oh my darling clementine"

Who's your father who's your father
who's your father referee
you haven't got one you never had one
your a bastard referee.

[kg1794]

Shortly after Goram was diagnosed with Schizophrenia: "There's only two Andy Gorams"

[Percy Dalton]

He's small,

He's round,

He weighs 400 pound,

Spudmasher, Spudmasher!

[Number 5]

Away trip to Swindon back in 1995? For nearly the entire second half at the Swindon keeper.

"Who's up Digby's wife,
Who's up Digby's wife
Terry, Terry Fenwick
Terry, Terry Fenwick"

[norfbankN16]

Tony Adams magic,
Hes got a magic knob,
And when he saw Caprice,
He shoved it in her gob,
Shoved it up her f**ny,
Shoved it up her b*m,
And when he went to sh*te hart lane,
He f**ked Glen H***le's mum!

[worthing gooner]

Not a great player but the chant the barcodes had for Habib Beye.
Happy Days theme tune.
" Monday tuesday Habib Beye
thursday friday Habib Beye...."

Proper genius.

Also the full EDU chant.

"Arsene Wenger went to brazil
Looking for a player with some skill
We've got a player just for you
He aint got a passport and his names Edu
EDU EDU ..EDU EDU...etc

AFC
C'mon

[TeeCee]

He's big, he's black,
He's had a heart attack
King Kanu, King Kanu


To the tune of Okey Cokey....
Woooahhhhh Gilles Grimandi
Woooahhhhh Gilles Grimandi
Woooahhhhh Gilles Grimandi
He's not very good

To the tune of the old TV advert for waffles I think...'they're tasty tasty very very tasty'.....

It's Patesy, Patesy Colin Colin Patesy
It's Colin Patesy

I used to love it at away games, where after the game you'd have thousands of Gooners walking out of the ground through tiny walkways, packed like sardines when someone would start the sheep noises....baaaa baaaaa then loads of people would do it, always made me laugh

[flash gunner]

To the tune of the adams family

Their ground is made of plastic
and Sheringham is a spastic
the team is fucking tragic
the tottenham family

la la la la oo oo

[DB10GOONER]

Classics.

Not a particularly funny one, but I will always love "Number one is Perry Groves..." because we sang it so much in Paris and it just reminds me of a great trip with great mates.

[norfbankN16]

Classics.

Not a particularly funny one, but I will always love "Number one is Perry Groves..." because we sang it so much in Paris and it just reminds me of a great trip with great mates.

i like singing still just to watch the tourists and jcl's look at their programmes to see if he's a new signing

[DB10GOONER]

Classics.

Not a particularly funny one, but I will always love "Number one is Perry Groves..." because we sang it so much in Paris and it just reminds me of a great trip with great mates.

i like singing still just to watch the tourists and jcl's look at their programmes to see if he's a new signing

Quality.

[NBM]

Always loved the Tim Sherwood one to the Vieira theme:

He comes from Boreham Wood
He ain't no f**king good
Tim Sherwood
Woooaaaaahhhh

[crocit]

his father is a dealer, his mother is a stealer, The Terrrrrys familly dooo dooo dodoo doooo!!!