The point of no return is...

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The point of no return is...

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...05:31am on Sunday morning.

That is when there will be less time to our next game than there is from our last game.

I think I need medical help. :? :?

Still, not to make this a completely pointless thread, here's a joke for you:


The Pope is doing the rounds among the crowds after mass at the Vatican.
He goes over to a tramp, put his arm around and starts speaking to him.

An American tourist looks on in envy and says to himself "I want a piece of that", so he goes over to the tramp and says:

"Hey, I'll give you 200 dollars for your clothes, and you can have my suit"

The tramp gets up and says "OK then"

Next day, the Pope is amongst the crowd and spots the American sitting on the ground looking dishevelled. The Pope goes over to him, kneels down putting his arm around him and says:


"I thought I told you to F**k Off yesterday"

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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

Very Funny ! :wink:

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why do woman have foreheads
:?:















so you have somwhere to kiss after you cum in there mouth :wink:

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guy goes into a bar and orders 9 g+t's
barman says, you celabrating :?:
man says yeah,, my first blowjob :oops:
barman says, thats great hav the 10th free


no says the man
if 9 cant get the taste out of my mouth
then i dont know what else will :wink:

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your trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a spurs fan :twisted:


you have a gun with 2 bullets in it

what do you do :?:















shoot the spurs fan twice :wink:






ok i'l get my coat :oops: :lol:

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rebel gooner wrote:guy goes into a bar and orders 9 g+t's
barman says, you celabrating :?:
man says yeah,, my first blowjob :oops:
barman says, thats great hav the 10th free


no says the man
if 9 cant get the taste out of my mouth
then i dont know what else will :wink:
:D

And I thought you said Mrs rebel reads this - How do you get away your first one?

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she thought it was very funny :wink: :wink:

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Post by Charlie! Charlie! »

Pissed myself over the pope gag! :lol:

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