Must admit, I find it a lot harder to hate the spuds these days.
They've been extraordinarily generous to us over the years.
They kindly hosted two Arsenal title parties at WHL.
They gave us our greatest-ever keeper, Pat Jennings.
They gave us the Immortal Sol Campbell.
And there's Terry Neill, Willie Young, etc.
And, of course, they haven't beaten us in the league in a decade.
To me, they're more like the little autistic brother that keeps crapping his pants when you've got visitors around.
Embarrassing, but no threat.
(Plus, one of my oldest mates is a spud

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