****"s ipod fitness Regime.

[xDAVEYx]

i live in a BUNGALOW

find some on a walk then

YOU CAN DO IT!!

[SPUDMASHER]

well...its 11 years since ive been on a Beach(i was 7 stone lighter then)and want that back.

I saw it on the news....but what I don't understand is why all the locals kept pouring buckets of water over you.

[brazilianGOONER]

well...its 11 years since ive been on a Beach(i was 7 stone lighter then)and want that back.

I saw it on the news....but what I don't understand is why all the locals kept pouring buckets of water over you.

[mrgnu1958]

That was THE WHALE..NOT me

THE WHALE!!!!!!

[Chips and Chocolate]

WTF you're doing on here ****??? Get your arse off your seat ffs!!!!

[SWLGooner]

look Brazz"y..when i lose half me body weight,ill still have a 2 inch cock

or will i?
I might look bigger when there not all that fat around it?

three things i have to say to you:

1.) your dick will surely look a lot bigger in a slim body mine is very average but as i'm 5ft5 it looks good enough

2.) it's not how big it is that matters, it's how well you swing it (that's what girls tell m, erm, to a friend of mine

3.) if you get thin, you'll still manage to pick up girls, once you are both naked she won't say "your dick is to small, i'm going home". it happened a lot of times to m, erm, to a friend of mine too

This "friend" of yours sounds like a right loser, BG

yeah, I heard he likes Thai ladyboys too...

[Kiwi Gooner]

look Brazz"y..when i lose half me body weight,ill still have a 2 inch cock

or will i?
I might look bigger when there not all that fat around it?

three things i have to say to you:

1.) your dick will surely look a lot bigger in a slim body mine is very average but as i'm 5ft5 it looks good enough

2.) it's not how big it is that matters, it's how well you swing it (that's what girls tell m, erm, to a friend of mine

3.) if you get thin, you'll still manage to pick up girls, once you are both naked she won't say "your dick is to small, i'm going home". it happened a lot of times to m, erm, to a friend of mine too

This "friend" of yours sounds like a right loser, BG

Is the friend Monostitch, BG?

[Henry Norris 1913]

anyway...ill just be glad to see me cock again.

isn' that a reason to gain weight?

[brazilianGOONER]

look Brazz"y..when i lose half me body weight,ill still have a 2 inch cock

or will i?
I might look bigger when there not all that fat around it?

three things i have to say to you:

1.) your dick will surely look a lot bigger in a slim body mine is very average but as i'm 5ft5 it looks good enough

2.) it's not how big it is that matters, it's how well you swing it (that's what girls tell m, erm, to a friend of mine

3.) if you get thin, you'll still manage to pick up girls, once you are both naked she won't say "your dick is to small, i'm going home". it happened a lot of times to m, erm, to a friend of mine too

This "friend" of yours sounds like a right loser, BG

Is the friend Monostitch, BG?

[mrgnu1958]

cheeky bleeder!

[armagooner]

**** stick a mars bar up your hole and get a rottweiler to chase ya...

[RossieGooner]

**** stick a mars bar up your hole and get a rottweiler to chase ya...

Sorry ****'ey - but thats the funniest mental image i had in a long while .....

[mrgnu1958]

**** stick a mars bar up your hole and get a rottweiler to chase ya...

are you sure he"d like mars bars?

[brazilianGOONER]

i never had (or seen) a mars bar, is it good? better or worse than snickers?

(not coming from gnuey's arse, of course)

[digger]

****, just go for a jog every morning.... go from the Cherry Tree to Rainham Cop shop and back.

I'll know if you've been doing it because I'll feel the fucking tremors