HELP NEEDED FOR MY WEDDING DAY PLEASE

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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Ok, carry on.... :oops: :lol:
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g88ner wrote::oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Ok, carry on.... :oops: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Adams
Brady
Bergkamp :oops:
Rocky
Henry
Charlie George
Cesc
g88ner :D
Vieira
McClintock

WARNING: AVOID SEAMAN AT ALL COSTS!!! - the mothers of the bride & groom will LOVE this table and will use it as a way of starting a conversation on babies... and when you'll give her a grandchild :roll:

WARNING No.2: AVOID SEAMAN AT ALL COSTS!!! - this table will amuse the guests, and if anyone at the 'Seaman' table DARES to comment that the food is too salty, well...
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g88ner wrote: McClintock
Whooooooooooooooooo? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Eboue-Why? »

The missing 7 just HAVE to be:

THOMAS
HENRY
ROCASTLE
McLINTOCK
WRIGHT
FABREGAS

And one from GROVES, RADFORD or SEAMAN
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SWLGooner wrote:
g88ner wrote: McClintock
Whooooooooooooooooo? :lol: :lol: :wink:
Damn it... :oops: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: HELP NEEDED FOR MY WEDDING DAY PLEASE

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benglenton wrote:
jaymitch81 wrote:Hi All

I get married in June and after a hard time convincing the Mrs Mitchell to be, she has reluctantly let me name the tables as Arsenal legends and not just number them....

So obviously for me, I have Arsene Wenger as the top table but cannot narrow a list down for the other 10 tables....

So who do you think? I'm def having having Brady, Adams and Bergkamp so the other 7 are up for suggestions.....

Jay
Jay i get married in October the 10th...i've just thinked about tables' names...North Bank, Clock End, East End, West End after i'd name other tables something like Anfield '89, White Hart Lane '71, Wembley '87 and so on...my future wife isnt quite agree but this is happens when an AFC supporter get married...i've just choose red&white flowers, red&white tablecloths and napkins, red&white wine and others things...best wishes for your red&white wedding day!!
benglenton where is my invite because I have to see that! I'd be pushing my luck if I asked for anymore!
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Am I really the only person thinking Ray Parlour??? I have to have him don't I?
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benglenton wrote: Jay i get married in October the 10th...i've just thinked about tables' names...North Bank, Clock End, East End, West End after i'd name other tables something like Anfield '89, White Hart Lane '71, Wembley '87 and so on...my future wife isnt quite agree but this is happens when an AFC supporter get married...i'd just choose red&white flowers, red&white tablecloths and napkins, red&white wine and others things...best wishes for your red&white wedding day!!
Don't think you'll have a problem with the red and white wine, mate! - she'd have to be very understanding to agree on the rest though :? :lol:
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the other 7:

Henry
Vieira
Fabregas
Wright
Lehmann
Rocastle
Pires
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Alex James
Cliff Bastin
Charlie George
Pat Jennings
Liam Brady
Malcolm Macdonald
Sammy Nelson
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Rimmer
Wood
Dickov
Arshavin
:-P :barscarf:
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I can't help on the table name's but later on in the evening when it comes time to seal the deal it's gotta be:

10 minutes kissing,
5 minutes caressing and undressing,
garter comes off with teeth,
10 minutes oral,
now comes the key part which will benefit so much later on, 30 seconds extending tongue to the starfish that's been winking at you all these years,
5 minutes more kissing and stroking,
penetration 5 minutes classic missionary,
roll her over 5 minutes ploughing from behind,
now it's time to go back to the ground carefully prepared earlier,
just hover slightly not so she feels it but can anticipate it,
if nothing is said after 10 seconds,

TAKE THE PLUNGE

8)
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Number 5 wrote:I can't help on the table name's but later on in the evening when it comes time to seal the deal it's gotta be:

10 minutes kissing,
5 minutes caressing and undressing,
garter comes off with teeth,
10 minutes oral,
now comes the key part which will benefit so much later on, 30 seconds extending tongue to the starfish that's been winking at you all these years,
5 minutes more kissing and stroking,
penetration 5 minutes classic missionary,
roll her over 5 minutes ploughing from behind,
now it's time to go back to the ground carefully prepared earlier,
just hover slightly not so she feels it but can anticipate it,
if nothing is said after 10 seconds,

TAKE THE PLUNGE

8)

How did you get number 5's log-in, ****-y?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Reg Niseth »

a mate did this at his wedding. He picked an iconic player from each decade since 1930, i.e. Drake, Compton, Mercer, McLintock, George, Brady, Adams, Wright, Bergkamp. Then filled in the extra tables with Sunderland, Thomas, Rocastle, Henry.

Flowers were burgundy (redcurrant) in colour as were the ties for the groom etc.
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