The "little club" Charter

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Dan_85 wrote:
block6gooner.com wrote:West Spam, a round of SOAAC when (I think) Nasri was down. Cu$ts
Oh yes, heard this more than once from block 24 along with "Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund" and "You're gonna win fuck all". The Hammers certainly made their contribution to the charter this evening...
The fact that they themselves only had 2 (or was it 3?) English players in their starting line-up was lost on the West 'am fans!!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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SOAAC

Reply by a 7/8 year old boy today to the Shammers sing song

"Same old song
oh so boring"

Out of the mouth of babes.....certainly made me chuckle
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:SOAAC

Reply by a 7/8 year old boy today to the Shammers sing song

"Same old song
oh so boring"

Out of the mouth of babes.....certainly made me chuckle
Brilliant!
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Alternatively, we can respond with:

No need to cheat,
Coz you're so shit!!!

8) :lol: :wink:
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same old west ham always losing
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I'm pretty pleased that the old Little Club Charter has developed into an 8 page saga !!

Well, we'll "welcome" them tomorrow - the runaway leaders with only Stoke having half a chance of overhauling them as the Little Club Charter title race gets to "the business end of the season" (as bit-part irritating fuckwits on Sky would say).

I'm thinking of opening a book on time of the first little club song - what do you reckon....will we make 5 minutes before we hear:

WE SUPPORT OUR LOCAL TEAM
YOUR SUPPORT IS FUCKING SHIT
ING-ER-LUND, ING-ER-LUND, ING-ER-LUND
FOCK ALL, YOU'RE GONNA WIN FOCK ALL

Personally I'm going to have a £10 double on "We support our local team" in the first 5 minutes, followed up with "Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund" after an hour when losing the game. No more than even money but worth the bet !

For all those that have never met Wolves fans before, enjoy it. A better example of the little club mentality you are unlikely to see again (unless we draw Sheffield United in the cup anytime soon) :D
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If/when Wolves start up the SOAAC chant, we respond with (to the same melody)....

No need to cheat,
Coz you're so shit!!!

8) :lol: :wink:
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I'm reckoning on FUCK ALL, YOUR GONNA WIN FUCK ALL early doors.

I am liking IHH's retort to the SOAAC :barscarf:
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block6gooner.com wrote:I'm reckoning on FUCK ALL, YOUR GONNA WIN FUCK ALL early doors.

I am liking IHH's retort to the SOAAC :barscarf:
I think we'll get that one before kick off Block6. These boys know how to party like a little club :D
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wolves are a club I have a soft spot for but no originality when it comes to the bitter anti arsenal songs.
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:SOAAC

Reply by a 7/8 year old boy today to the Shammers sing song

"Same old song
oh so boring"

Out of the mouth of babes.....certainly made me chuckle
IHH hope the lad is there tomorrow.....LMAO
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:SOAAC

Reply by a 7/8 year old boy today to the Shammers sing song

"Same old song
oh so boring"

Out of the mouth of babes.....certainly made me chuckle
IHH hope the lad is there tomorrow.....LMAO
Yep - best retort by a mile! 8)
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So yeah, I think we ticked pretty much all the boxes today. I heard "You're gonna win fook all" on 7 minutes, the rest followed pretty soon after. The "Little Club Champions" for 09/10 has gotta be a toss up between Wolves & Stoke, it's a tough one to call...
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DB10GOONER wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:SOAAC

Reply by a 7/8 year old boy today to the Shammers sing song

"Same old song
oh so boring"

Out of the mouth of babes.....certainly made me chuckle
IHH hope the lad is there tomorrow.....LMAO
Yep - best retort by a mile! 8)
Just lacking a word to make it fit the melody. So....

Same old shit song
Oh so Bor-ing

(although we have to be careful that Alex doesn't think we're having a pop!!) :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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...and don't forget,to all you the little clubs out there,when its two players coming in for a tackle and its a 50-50 ball,and biggest bestest teams player gets hurt,and its no ones fault,then all of the biggest bestest teams players do a indian rain dance around the ref to try and get the little teams player sent off(i. e. your lot),always remember number,what ever it is of the little clubs charter,if you're a fan of one of these little clubs,keep quiet,don't sing and don't take the piss out of bigger and better clubs than your own or you will be on this charter. PS,I hope mr ramsey has a very very speedy recovery from here on in. i hope we see him playing again next year.
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