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Red Gunner
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Wayno wrote:
khalid_red wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:I know.....more so being such a handsom as well as humourous one!

:lol:

http://www.isubscribe.co.uk/title_info.cfm?prodID=4041

For your enjoyment my good friends!

:roll: :P
Well this link is much better (for myself) than the RedTube links that are sometimes sent by guys.
Khalid I think you have taken leave of your senses my friend, there is no better site than Redtube.com, how you could possibly choose 'Chartered Engineers' over 'legs behind ears' I will never understand :shock: :oops: :roll:
This coming from a guy who advices to take "her" "up the arse" in order to show "love". You are not very sensitive, are you? :)
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Post by Wayno »

khalid_red wrote:
Wayno wrote:
khalid_red wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:I know.....more so being such a handsom as well as humourous one!

:lol:

http://www.isubscribe.co.uk/title_info.cfm?prodID=4041

For your enjoyment my good friends!

:roll: :P
Well this link is much better (for myself) than the RedTube links that are sometimes sent by guys.
Khalid I think you have taken leave of your senses my friend, there is no better site than Redtube.com, how you could possibly choose 'Chartered Engineers' over 'legs behind ears' I will never understand :shock: :oops: :roll:
This coming from a guy who advices to take "her" "up the arse" in order to show "love". You are not very sensitive, are you? :)
Ouch, did I hit a nerve :lol:
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Post by REB »

now wayno be ashamed :wink:
fcuk you gus ,, was looking 4ward to your link,, and then imagine the disapointment :oops:
so went back to red tube 8)
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Post by Chippy »

"legs behind ears" "take her up the arse", surely this is all about engineering especially when you get to my age when you need the maximum leverage for the minimum energy input to avoid the imminent heart attack.
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Thank you for your kind words Rebel!

:lol:
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khalid_red wrote:...This coming from a guy who advices to take "her" "up the arse" in order to show "love". You are not very sensitive, are you? :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wayno wrote:
Ouch, did I hit a nerve :lol:
THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT KHALID MEANT - YOU'RE NOT SENSITIVE ENOUGH!! :oops: :lol: :lol: MY ADVICE IS TO TRY GOING IN A BIT SLOWER WAYNO AND MAKE SURE THE TARGET IS WELL LUBRICATED BEFOREHAND! :oops: :lol: :wink:

P.S.

KHALID - NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE BUT 'TAKE HER UP THE ARSE' IS ALSO A EUPHEMISM FOR 'TAKING HER TO THE ARSENAL'.

WAYNO, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT KHALID IS JUST A YOUNG MAN (17) AND FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE THAN US. BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME CULTURES FROWN ON THE THOUGHT OF TAKING ANYTHING UP THE ARSE! :shock: :roll: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
khalid_red wrote:...This coming from a guy who advices to take "her" "up the arse" in order to show "love". You are not very sensitive, are you? :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wayno wrote:
Ouch, did I hit a nerve :lol:
THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT KHALID MEANT - YOU'RE NOT SENSITIVE ENOUGH!! :oops: :lol: :lol: MY ADVICE IS TO TRY GOING IN A BIT SLOWER WAYNO AND MAKE SURE THE TARGET IS WELL LUBRICATED BEFOREHAND! :oops: :lol: :wink:

P.S.

KHALID - NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE BUT 'TAKE HER UP THE ARSE' IS ALSO A EUPHEMISM FOR 'TAKING HER TO THE ARSENAL'.

WAYNO, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT KHALID IS JUST A YOUNG MAN (17) AND FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE THAN US. BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME CULTURES FROWN ON THE THOUGHT OF TAKING ANYTHING UP THE ARSE! :shock: :roll: :lol: :wink:
If you go in more than 4 inches, you hit a lot of nerves :lol:
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Post by Galasso »

Khalid, wooooo
Khalid, wooooo
He's only seventeen
And we're all has-beens.

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KHALID - NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE BUT 'TAKE HER UP THE ARSE' IS ALSO A EUPHEMISM FOR 'TAKING HER TO THE ARSENAL'.
Exactly IHH, Harry Enfields character Stavros was always taking em up the Arse, innit 8) :lol:
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Post by Red Gunner »

Guys, you probably won't agree but I believe arse is only for taking shit :oops:

As Mel Gibson once said:
"They (gays) take it up the ass." Gibson gestured descriptively, continuing, "This is only for taking a shit."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Gibson ... homophobia
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

YEAH, I USED TO BELIEVE THAT KHALID - UNTIL I REACHED MY EARLY TWENTIES AND DISCOVERED THE JOYS OF POUNDING THE BOOTY 8) (FEMALE ONES, IN CASE SOMEONE GETS THE WRONG IDEA! :roll: ). IT REMINDS ONE A BIT OF THEIR ADOLESCENCE AND BEING WITH SOMEONE WHO STILL HAD THEIR 'VIRTUE' INTACT! 8) :lol:

AS FOR HITTING THE NERVES IF INSERTING ANYTHING MORE THAN 4 INCHES - I DON'T THINK 'LITTLE' WAYNO WILL BE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THAT!! :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :cry:
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Post by REB »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry IHH wrong thread but since its about the arse :wink:

nudetube has the paris hilton, pam anderson,jessica simson vids on it,, click on celebs and up they pop :oops:
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Post by corkbarry »

As a chartered retiree,i fail to see the humour in taking the piss out of the word chartered :cry:
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AS FOR HITTING THE NERVES IF INSERTING ANYTHING MORE THAN 4 INCHES - I DON'T THINK 'LITTLE' WAYNO WILL BE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!
No worries there at all mate, 'little Wayno' is definately no wider than 4 inches :lol: 8) :lol: 8)
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Wayno wrote:
AS FOR HITTING THE NERVES IF INSERTING ANYTHING MORE THAN 4 INCHES - I DON'T THINK 'LITTLE' WAYNO WILL BE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!
No worries there at all mate, 'little Wayno' is definately no wider than 4 inches :lol: 8) :lol: 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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