SEE WHAT TROUBLE YOU'VE GOT US INTO NOW WAYNO?

EVEN THE NEW BOY KHALID IS TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF US AND QUESTIONING OUR MANHOOD!!
ANYWAY, YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF COMEDIANS - OR WISHFUL THINKERS!!

SO, AS A MATTER OF RECORD, CAN I STATE THE FOLLOWING:
I DON'T HAVE A MOUSTACHE OR SIDEBURNS;
I DON'T FREQUENT THE BLUE OYSTER OR PINK FLAMINGO (OR ANY OTHER CLUBS WITH ANIMAL NAMES IN THEIR TITLE);
WAYNO AND I ARE NOT LOVERS;
ALTHOUGH I AM PARTIAL TO A BIT OF FUDGE-PACKING, I AM 100% HETROSEXUAL AND WILL ONLY POT THE BROWN OF A FEMALE PLAYER;
THE REASON I AM STILL UP AT 3.00AM POSTING IS BECAUSE I SUFFER FROM INSOMNIA (AND HAVE NO LIFE OTHER THAN BEING ON THIS FORUM)
HOPE THAT CLEARS THINGS UP FOR ANY OF YOU GUYS AND GIRLS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CONFUSED ABOUT THE STATIS OF MY SEXUALITY. NOW I KNOW THEY WILL BE MANY RELIEVED MEMBERS OF WOMANHOOD, AND PLENTY IN THE GAY COMMUNITY THAT WILL BE DISAPPOINTED BY THOSE FACTS, BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!
BY THE WAY, IT WAS GALASSO THAT STARTED THE GAY CLUB REFERENCES. MAYBE HE SHOULD BE ASKED A FEW SEARCHING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS 'NIGHT-TIME ACTIVITIES'!!
