Toto auditions

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Toto auditions

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Please , if you take your dog along to these, remember to abide by rule 4.7

4.7 Owners must not engage in any sort of sexual activity with other Owners and/or Production Personnel.

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i thought TOTO were a band? :?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dorothy/totos/auditions.shtml

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pix"y...im more confused now love :? :? :? :?

WTF is a TOTO???????????
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I thought the link would have made things plain?? :?
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ive looked...But whats SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW gotta do with..erm! TOTO?
Thats nothing like THE WIZARD OF OZ..That would then be TWOO. :?:
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mrgnu1958 wrote:ive looked...But whats SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW gotta do with..erm! TOTO?
Thats nothing like THE WIZARD OF OZ..That would then be TWOO. :?:
What's not to understand :shock: :?

Have you got a dog with their sights set on the stage? A pooch with pizazz? Andrew Lloyd Webber is looking for a special Toto to join our Dorothy in a one-off gala performance of The Wizard of Oz.

We're inviting dogs of all breeds to open auditions for the part of Toto. We're looking for pets with potential, they don't have to be professionally trained. No matter what shape, colour or size, your doggy diva could be Toto!

Toto is a healthy and happy dog; we're looking for dogs with a spring in their step and in tip-top condition. Our winning Toto will need to be confident as they will be around lots of people and dogs in new environments and sometimes will be working with other people away from their owner. And our Toto is a smart dog, still able to pick up a trick or two.

Finally, the Toto Panel are looking for a true star! The winning doggy will have bags of personality and not be afraid to show it off!

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g88ner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:ive looked...But whats SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW gotta do with..erm! TOTO?
Thats nothing like THE WIZARD OF OZ..That would then be TWOO. :?:
What's not to understand :shock: :?

Have you got a dog with their sights set on the stage? A pooch with pizazz? Andrew Lloyd Webber is looking for a special Toto to join our Dorothy in a one-off gala performance of The Wizard of Oz.

We're inviting dogs of all breeds to open auditions for the part of Toto. We're looking for pets with potential, they don't have to be professionally trained. No matter what shape, colour or size, your doggy diva could be Toto!

Toto is a healthy and happy dog; we're looking for dogs with a spring in their step and in tip-top condition. Our winning Toto will need to be confident as they will be around lots of people and dogs in new environments and sometimes will be working with other people away from their owner. And our Toto is a smart dog, still able to pick up a trick or two.

Finally, the Toto Panel are looking for a true star! The winning doggy will have bags of personality and not be afraid to show it off!

Just don`t forget rule 4.7........................
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pixie wrote:Please , if you take your dog along to these, remember to abide by rule 4.7

4.7 Owners must not engage in any sort of sexual activity with other Owners and/or Production Personnel.

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ooooooo...iiiii cccccc The Dogs NAME is TOTO... :oops:
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mrgnu1958 wrote:ooooooo...iiiii cccccc The Dogs NAME is TOTO... :oops:
Yes!!!

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mrgnu1958 wrote:ooooooo...iiiii cccccc The Dogs NAME is TOTO... :oops:
I`m guessing you were never force fed the film as a child mrgnu???
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NEVER seen it ya lil sex kitten you :lol:
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I'm thinking my little dog is a sure-fire winner.

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HOLD THE LINE....LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!

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