Open letter to Manuel Almunia

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flash gunner
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Post by flash gunner »

An open letter to Almunia from me....

Dear Manuel,

Im happy to fund your one way ticket to Spain or any other country for that matter, if it helps smooth the deal i'll even upgrade you to first class. You are the worst number one keeper i have ever seen play for my beloved club.

Now please FUCK OFF you useless cunt

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F. Gunner

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Post by oaodan »

we're playing the best team in the world twice in the next 10 days
no better chance for a keeper to redeem themselves[/quote]

I dont think I want him to redeem himself.That could mean we would be stuck with him next year.He is so bad I think I just want rid of him,asap. The disallowed Burnley goal this year,where he dived over the ball,I cant get that outa me head.Its actually worse than yesterday.Does any body know which scout/genius found Almunia.He should be "outed"

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flash gunner wrote:An open letter to Almunia from me....

Dear Manuel,

Im happy to fund your one way ticket to Spain or any other country for that matter, if it helps smooth the deal i'll even upgrade you to first class. You are the worst number one keeper i have ever seen play for my beloved club.

Now please FUCK OFF you useless cunt

Regards

F. Gunner
fuck that ill drive him there myself,ill even go by mountain bike with him on the back :x

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This useless *word censored* will no doubt cost us the league and he will be shaking like a shitting dog before the game Wednesday now.

Just what you need when you are playing the best club side in the world.

:banghead:

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The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!

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goonersid wrote:The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!
In every single thread do you have to take a dig at Wenger? Its beyond sad what did he do steal your girlfriend or something?

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selsdon wrote:IrishJB

If i was sitting next to you moaning would you:

a - deck me, cos ur hard

b - ask me to fuck off and support tottenham, cos ur hard

c - or both, cos ur hard
Oh yeah - that's it make the bubble what you want to make it out of what i said - i thought would come.

I said i would confront, meaning challenge. Personally every challenge i have in life isn't a fight otherwise eventually i'd get knocked down - unless yr frrkn super human yrself.

I'd try to explain to you to sing up for the Arsenal and if you have NOTHING good to say about a certain player then don't say anything about him - i doesn't help! err ive said all this haven't i - seem to be banging my head against a wall here....

But looks like that wouldn't make any difference to you would it?

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goonersid wrote:I suggest an appeal to Red Action for another banner, with the words
"FUCK OFF MANUEL, FLAPPY AND VITO" to be displayed on a roundabout near the colney training ground.
"Are you Tottenham in disguise? Are you tottenham in disguise?"

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Percy Dalton wrote:This useless c**t will no doubt cost us the league and he will be shaking like a shitting dog before the game Wednesday now.

Just what you need when you are playing the best club side in the world.

:banghead:
Well we're all gonna be frrkn miserable after unless we do our bit to lift him before KO??

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seamoisalegend wrote:
goonersid wrote:The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!
In every single thread do you have to take a dig at Wenger? Its beyond sad what did he do steal your girlfriend or something?

Who picks Almunia?

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seamoisalegend wrote:
goonersid wrote:The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!
In every single thread do you have to take a dig at Wenger? Its beyond sad what did he do steal your girlfriend or something?
Seamus, in case you hadn't noticed, Wenger is the manager of Arsenal Football Club. Therefore the fact we have 3 rubbish goalkeepers at the club is solely down to him, as are any other deficiencies in the squad.
He has taken it upon himself to have full responsibility for everything regarding the playing staff available, so he must take all blame. :roll:

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goonersid wrote:
seamoisalegend wrote:
goonersid wrote:The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!
In every single thread do you have to take a dig at Wenger? Its beyond sad what did he do steal your girlfriend or something?
Seamus, in case you hadn't noticed, Wenger is the manager of Arsenal Football Club. Therefore the fact we have 3 rubbish goalkeepers at the club is solely down to him, as are any other deficiencies in the squad.
He has taken it upon himself to have full responsibility for everything regarding the playing staff available, so he must take all blame. :roll:
+1

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goonersid wrote:
seamoisalegend wrote:
goonersid wrote:The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!
In every single thread do you have to take a dig at Wenger? Its beyond sad what did he do steal your girlfriend or something?
Seamus, in case you hadn't noticed, Wenger is the manager of Arsenal Football Club. Therefore the fact we have 3 rubbish goalkeepers at the club is solely down to him, as are any other deficiencies in the squad.
He has taken it upon himself to have full responsibility for everything regarding the playing staff available, so he must take all blame. :roll:
Based on the way you carry on its Wengers fault there was a recession, its Wengers fault there is poverty and war in the world, Wenger invented aids etc etc.

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seamoisalegend wrote:
goonersid wrote:
seamoisalegend wrote:
goonersid wrote:The thing is we don't have anything better on the bench, Al will undoubtedly play and have the proverbial stinker, if not on wed then certainly in the return leg.
Wenger the man who has put us in this predicament will then start playing either flappy(who is worse than al) or vito, who is somewhat unpredictible.
And as a result, both the clge and prem dream will be just that "a dream" by the time we leave shite lane on wed 14th april.
Then meltdown!
In every single thread do you have to take a dig at Wenger? Its beyond sad what did he do steal your girlfriend or something?
Seamus, in case you hadn't noticed, Wenger is the manager of Arsenal Football Club. Therefore the fact we have 3 rubbish goalkeepers at the club is solely down to him, as are any other deficiencies in the squad.
He has taken it upon himself to have full responsibility for everything regarding the playing staff available, so he must take all blame. :roll:
Based on the way you carry on its Wengers fault there was a recession, its Wengers fault there is poverty and war in the world, Wenger invented aids etc etc.
No just all things that are wrong at Arsenal :roll:

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Post by seamoisalegend »

Yes because Arsenal are in such an awful state. :roll: :banghead:

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