Massive Spud CRunt

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

Let me explain, in my office I have the most chippy Tottenham supporter, i think, there is in possible existence.

Every minute of every day he is screaming "Y*D army" "cmon you lillywhites", "Redknapp has said this..." "Arsenal should fk off back to Woolwich" you know the stuff. This is right across the office, at me usually, infront of all my colleagues, some of which have very little interest in football. He actually leaped off his chair and screamed "yes" when they got Defoe back, he takes everything the gossip colomun says about Spurs for truth and loves nothing, nothing better than slagging off Arsenal at every single opportunity. He gives a running commentary on what is going on at Tottenham to anyone that will listen.

He likes nothing better than getting a reaction from me, he knows i bite, every single time, I cant bear someone of his intellect slagging off my team, he honestly and frankly said that the 5-1 "infront of millions of football fans" makes up for 11 years of not beating us in the league.....small time or what.

I dont think im even doing him justice in this post as i write it. When we beat them 3-0, i just walked in, smiled, and sat down. I think that wound him up more than anything.

BUT i need more ammunition, i know it is probbaly petty on my part - but this crunt winds me up so much. I know a lot of spuds, and even the spuds in my office are embarrasssed by him, obviously us beating them is always enough, but i need a few more facts other than the usual ones.

THIS CRUNT WINDS ME RIGHT UP

[T.P Gooner]

Ray Parlour has won the league more times than them.

[flash gunner]

Im with you brother i wrote yesterday that a couple of these *word censored* were wearing Barca shirts in the factory yesterday

I always do the same as you when we beat them and im sure its the best way to deal with it

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

haha love the Ray Parlour fact!!

He loves the fact we have no English players, "Defoe has scored more goals in one game than all your english players put together" is a standard quote

[Dan_85]

A selection of possible desktop wallpapers for his computer;

[Only One Tony Adams]

Hmm, BDB, why don't you just punch crunt?
I'm serious honest......

[T.P Gooner]

Also, one of the world's greatest ever players has never heard of them:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -them.html

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

Spuds should go back to their original home in Middlesex....North London my arse...

Also...remember this

Three titles have been secured at the Lane....

2-1 to the Arsenal!!!

[Boomer]

Wasn't there also a similar storey about a British prisoner Soldier in the 2nd world war or something and was let off or spared the death sentence. The guards didn't know much of English football except of the knowledge and the class of the Arsenal!

I'll see if I can find it.....

[Gooner_Sam]

[Number 5]

Ok BDB, this is what you do.

You must have a colour photocopier in your office right? So you print up a bunch of photo’s of the Premier League trophy and one of the same using the black and white copier.

Then you walk around the office and hand a copy to everyone explaining that this is what Arsenal will be fighting for over the coming weeks. When you get to his desk begin to hand him the colour copy but the pull it away and switch it for the black and white copy saying “Sorry mate, you won’t recognise that one, here’s something more you might find a little more familiar.â€

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

Hmm, BDB, why don't you just punch crunt?
I'm serious honest......

Trust me, id love to - he is also, outside of football matters, one of the biggest crunts ive ever met. Rude, disrespectful to everybody around him - massive masasive twat.

He has wound me up this afternoon, incase you hasnt noticed

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

[quote="Number 5"]Ok BDB, this is what you do.

You must have a colour photocopier in your office right? So you print up a bunch of photo’s of the Premier League trophy and one of the same using the black and white copier.

Then you walk around the office and hand a copy to everyone explaining that this is what Arsenal will be fighting for over the coming weeks. When you get to his desk begin to hand him the colour copy but the pull it away and switch it for the black and white copy saying “Sorry mate, you won’t recognise that one, here’s something more you might find a little more familiar.â€

[storrmin571]

I like the Sol pic use that.

[flash gunner]

The last time sp*rs won the league......

Colour cameras hadnt been invented
Man hadn't visited the moon
The Berlin wall hadnt been built (was started in June '61)
Brazil had only won the world cup once
England had never won it
Twicher was still in short trousers