New Redknapp Song

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New Redknapp Song

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Trying to re-work and update the Redknapp twitch song after their sterling performance against Pompey Sunday.... (I think it needs a new 4th line) Where's Hlebby when you need him ?

Harry Rednapp’s got a twich
Harry Rednapp blames the pitch
Michael Dawson slips on his arse
Portmouth win, it’s pretty harsh
All we know that Harry blames the pitch

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Post by digger »

What about:

Harry Redknapp is a cunt
Harry Redknapp's son's a cunt
Harry Redknapp's a twitchy cunt
Harry Redknapp is a cunt
And his cunty son's a cunt
All we know is they are all cuuuunnnntsss
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Yes, Digger, that's alot, alot better.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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digger wrote:What about:

Harry Redknapp is a cunt
Harry Redknapp's son's a cunt
Harry Redknapp's a twitchy cunt
Harry Redknapp is a cunt
And his cunty son's a cunt
All we know is they are all cuuuunnnntsss
Quality. And true too. 8)
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We laughed ourselves to bits
When that wanker Dawson slipped
The spuds were out without a doubt
But twitchy blamed the pitch.
:oops: :oops:
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Re: New Redknapp Song

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franksav63 wrote:Trying to re-work and update the Redknapp twitch song after their sterling performance against Pompey Sunday.... (I think it needs a new 4th line) Where's Hlebby when you need him ?

Harry Rednapp’s got a twich
Harry Rednapp blames the pitch
Michael Dawson slips on his arse
It's so funny like a farce
All we know that Harry blames the pitch

:oops: :oops:
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He blamed the pitch,
He blamed the pitch,
Oh twitchy Rednapp,
He blamed the pitch

When he saw Daw-son fall down
Whilst defending like a clown,
Starting twitching then he blamed the pitch!!!

8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:He blamed the pitch,
He blamed the pitch,
Oh twitchy Rednapp,
He blamed the pitch

When he saw Daw-son fall down
Whilst defending like a clown,
Starting twitching then he blamed the pitch!!!

8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
Class.. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

franksav63 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:He blamed the pitch,
He blamed the pitch,
Oh twitchy Rednapp,
He blamed the pitch

When he saw Daw-son fall down
Whilst defending like a clown,
Starting twitching then he blamed the pitch!!!

8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
Class.. :lol: :lol:
Nice one Hlebby, but it doesn't quite have the subtlety & cryptic wordplay of digger's effort. :lol:
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

True. Sometimes you just have to tip your hat (ooh, er) to an obviously superior effort. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by carey71 »

Another Redknapp song (to the tune of Arsene's magic hat)

His Old man's a twitcher,
Like Spurs they have no class,
And every single weekend,
Jamie talks straight out his Ass!!
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Post by 12thGooner »

digger wrote:What about:

Harry Redknapp is a cunt
Harry Redknapp's son's a cunt
Harry Redknapp's a twitchy cunt
Harry Redknapp is a cunt
And his cunty son's a cunt
All we know is they are all cuuuunnnntsss

:coffeespit:

it has to be this............
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to the words of he's got a twitch, just change hes got a twict, to hes going to jail! easy, job done :barscarf: :dancingbanana: :winner:
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crocit wrote:to the words of he's got a twitch, just change hes got a twict, to hes going to jail! easy, job done :barscarf: :dancingbanana: :winner:
What's a twict? :? :wink: :lol:
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

crocit wrote:to the words of he's got a twitch, just change hes got a twict, to hes going to jail! easy, job done :barscarf: :dancingbanana: :winner:
...Cos the *word censored* dont pay his tax
Now the taxman wants it back
So the twitchy *word censored* is off to jail!

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