RVP Caption Competition

[euphoricone]

"im gettin too old for this"

[Basil is a Gooner]

"Nic - is this what you mean by goalhanger?"

or

"That b*strd Bendtner has put superglue on here to stop me getting my postition back."

or

"If I sit here for a couple more months I'm just in time for the World Cup."

or

"Robin Van Who?"

or

"I really should have got these piles seen to before I told Arsene I was fit.."

or

"I shouldnt have rubbed horse placenta on my bum as I seem to have grown a jump out of it......"


Shall I stop now?

[franksav63]

Not bad Bas... not bad at all..

[Nos89]

[quote="Basil is a Gooner"]

Robin's team mates didn't appreciate his new lentil and cabbage soup diet.

[Basil is a Gooner]

Not bad Bas... not bad at all..

Frank, dont creep, I told you I wont go out with you.

(thats me saying that btw, not rvp... )

[12thGooner]

"Someone tell Arshavin he don't need to bring his own goals to practice"

[LDB]

Some truly terrible captions in this thread im afraid lads

Granted, i cant do any better

[digger]

Striker Robin Van Persie pictured during a training session at Arsenal's London Colney base on 12/04/2010. Copyright Empics.


Or:

Van Persie detected foul play in the warm up at Shite Hart Lane.

[marcengels]

"Why doesn't she take a picture, it would last longer......oh, she has!"



"And it doesn't matter how fast I run away..."

[1989]

I'm getting old, my hair's gone white.

[brazilianGOONER]

robin van persie injures his bum sitting on arshavin's goal.

[lagerisgood1981]

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Jesus Christ ... I've been gone 5 months and Silvestre is still here!

[MegaGooner]

Next Legend

[safcftm]

If i just sit on these small goals, perhaps no one will notice that i have a hard on

[MegaGooner]

If i just sit on these small goals, perhaps no one will notice that i have a hard on

and try to cover it.......