Chickens.......HOW?

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:44 pm

How does a chicken squeeze an Egg out with the SHELL on?
Ive been thinking this all fecking afternoon.
I mean,when something comes outta my Arse,its SHELLESS!

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:01 pm

You've made my day man!

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:26 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:How does a chicken squeeze an Egg out with the SHELL on?
Ive been thinking this all fecking afternoon.
I mean,when something comes outta my Arse,its SHELLESS!

Imagine how you feel if it was going in instead of out

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:49 pm

Quality.....as always ****'y....

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:07 pm

Im ACTUALLY serious for a change.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:28 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:Im ACTUALLY serious for a change.

That's why this is a great thread.

I'm bumping this up.

Post by **REB** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:09 am

hope this might help

http://answers.google.com/answers/threa ... 67055.html

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:22 pm

heres something i always wanted to know- i have my earphone things connected to me ipod. I get up to go to work and i carefully pick up said ipod and fold the wire up so i can get it in my pocket. It stays there. I don't touch it. Lunchtime comes and i go to walk to the shop. I carefully open my pocket and lift the said beast out

And the FUCKING WIRES ARE ALL FUCKING TANGLED

How in the fuck does the wire go in untangled, and come out tangled?

I am now convinced that I have angels in my pocket that tangle the wires just to amuse themselves whilst they are stuck there, it is the most logical explanation

Also, why are stairs called stairs when inside a house, and steps when outside? They are the same fucking thing

Oh, and the other day i had to drive a works van. It is one of those transits with no window in the back. I get in, and i adjust the headrest and then i look up and see... A FUCKING REAR VIEW MIRROR

Why the fuck would I want a rear view mirror when there is no fucking window to look out of at the back? Do i really need a view of the back of a van?

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:48 am

safcftm wrote:heres something i always wanted to know- i have my earphone things connected to me ipod. I get up to go to work and i carefully pick up said ipod and fold the wire up so i can get it in my pocket. It stays there. I don't touch it. Lunchtime comes and i go to walk to the shop. I carefully open my pocket and lift the said beast out

And the FUCKING WIRES ARE ALL FUCKING TANGLED

How in the fuck does the wire go in untangled, and come out tangled?

I am now convinced that I have angels in my pocket that tangle the wires just to amuse themselves whilst they are stuck there, it is the most logical explanation

Also, why are stairs called stairs when inside a house, and steps when outside? They are the same fucking thing

Oh, and the other day i had to drive a works van. It is one of those transits with no window in the back. I get in, and i adjust the headrest and then i look up and see... A FUCKING REAR VIEW MIRROR

Why the fuck would I want a rear view mirror when there is no fucking window to look out of at the back? Do i really need a view of the back of a van?

Not quite to the standard of the ****

but good, good

Wires: It's in the action of you putting them in and taking them out of your pocket - and your big, fumbling, northern hands.

Stairs v Steps - I guess it something do with they actually being a structure in their own right, different from steps.

Rear-view mirror - Probably law that you have one. Then if someone attacks you, you've got a couple of extra seconds in which to panic.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:24 am

What a great basement thread...

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:36 pm

safcftm wrote:heres something i always wanted to know- i have my earphone things connected to me ipod. I get up to go to work and i carefully pick up said ipod and fold the wire up so i can get it in my pocket. It stays there. I don't touch it. Lunchtime comes and i go to walk to the shop. I carefully open my pocket and lift the said beast out

And the FUCKING WIRES ARE ALL FUCKING TANGLED

How in the fuck does the wire go in untangled, and come out tangled?

I am now convinced that I have angels in my pocket that tangle the wires just to amuse themselves whilst they are stuck there, it is the most logical explanation

Also, why are stairs called stairs when inside a house, and steps when outside? They are the same fucking thing

Oh, and the other day i had to drive a works van. It is one of those transits with no window in the back. I get in, and i adjust the headrest and then i look up and see... A FUCKING REAR VIEW MIRROR

Why the fuck would I want a rear view mirror when there is no fucking window to look out of at the back? Do i really need a view of the back of a van?

Hahaaaa...

i sense we have a defector.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:11 pm

well done marra...with all your fairy talk...

but I feel your pain too....

hugh jardon · Post by **hugh jardon** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:25 am

In Bangkok I saw a local lady project razor blades from her punani - how is this possible without causing massive internal injuries?

She was also able to shove a marker pen up there and write things on a poster such as "I LOVE HUGH JARDON" and even draw drawings.

How does one discover one has such a talent?

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:32 am

hugh jardon wrote:In Bangkok I saw a local lady project razor blades from her punani - how is this possible without causing massive internal injuries?

She was also able to shove a marker pen up there and write things on a poster such as "I LOVE HUGH JARDON" and even draw drawings.

How does one discover one has such a talent?

Have you never tried shoving a pencil up your Japs eye then?
Don't you realise that's were the term 'Lead in Your Pencil' comes from?

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:17 pm

greatgooner wrote:
hugh jardon wrote:?

Have you never tried shoving a pencil up your Japs eye then?
Don't you realise that's were the term 'Lead in Your Pencil' comes from?

AAAAARGGH Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Oh no no no no no!...feck now I've got that image in my fecking head...Noooo!

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