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Why is it that when you take 2 socks off at night,you can only find 1 in the morning?
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Why is it, when one drop's toast, it always lands butter side down ? :?
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Why is it that you only EVER see 1 boot in the road?
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What would happen to Ice Cream vans, if we drove on the right like the majority of the world ? (their serving window would be on the wrong side) :?
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mrgnu1958 wrote:Why is it that when you take 2 socks off at night,you can only find 1 in the morning?
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Why is it that mrgnu puts the same socks on in the morning that he wore the day before? :ewwwww:
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franksav63 wrote:What would happen to Ice Cream vans, if we drove on the right like the majority of the world ? (their serving window would be on the wrong side) :?
:lol: :lol: brillant

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why is it that when you go to write a why is it? type thing, your mind suddenly goes blank!? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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pixie wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Why is it that when you take 2 socks off at night,you can only find 1 in the morning?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Why is it that mrgnu puts the same socks on in the morning that he wore the day before? :ewwwww:
Exactamondo...in that case why bother taking em off in the first place!? :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :ewwwww: :wink:
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Why is it everytime I visit the basement....Mr **** seems to have posted everything??????????
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Why is it that the time on the thread is still an hour behind?
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Why is it people type "Should of" when the correct phrase is "Should have?"
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VforVictory wrote:Why is it people type "Should of" when the correct phrase is "Should have?"
should of mentioned 'less' and 'fewer' too...



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Why is it that i always need a WEE once ive left the house?
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why is it when i go to cut the grass it rains :roll:
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Why, when I turn the central heating up does the weather picks up and vise versa :?
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