The WHY IS IT thread

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Post by Charlie! Charlie! »

Why is it that abbreviation is a long word?

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Post by marcengels »

Charlie! Charlie! wrote:Why is it that abbreviation is a long word?
:lol:

and dyslexia such a difficult word :shock:

and why call a lisp "lisp"??

:? :? :)

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Post by VforVictory »

mrgnu1958 wrote:Why is it that i always need a WEE once ive just done a number two
I would have written the above.

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You have mail V ... :wink:

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Post by OneBardGooner »

Why? Oh! Feckin' Why Is It that Arsenal's first choice 3 goalie's are all fecking useless and the fourth choice is rather good but out on loan!???????

WHY?????? :hmmthink:

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Why is it that you can spend all day looking at normal tv or internet sites without any disturbance and the moment you look at a bit of porn, your wife comes in?

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Post by MegaGooner »

Why is it that whenever you see a picture of a clown...their outfit is red and white, but our clowns in goal never wear those colours?

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Post by olgitgooner »

Why does shit stink?

Your food doesn't smell like that when you eat it. :?

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Why does OLD"y keep texting me jokes? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:







:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: love him really IN A MANLY WAY. :oops:

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Post by corkbarry »

Why is it that i'm reading this instead of doing something useful like hoovering :oops:

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Post by Rosie_titters »

hope this doesn't sound racist or disablist



why don't you see Black people with down syndrome

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OH FUCK!!..Ya DONT do you :?

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Post by Rosie_titters »

mrgnu1958 wrote:OH FUCK!!..Ya DONT do you :?
nah i've never seen one black person with it -

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why do birds view my car as a toilet?

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

NEXUM...great that you have deemed it ok to post on the thread ive put up...But Be VERY VERY CAREFUL..One of the MODS called I HATE HLEB may pm you and ask you NOT to post rubbish.

I know,he/she is having a crisis. :D

NEXUM...great post btw :barscarf: :lol:

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