A few jokes

[Wayno]

A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English
Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make
logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The
DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ : QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.

DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: "Gaan" spelt G, A, A, N.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Dave,
Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary.

Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is:
What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller:Gaan fuck yourself ! Ha Ha Ha

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no
place for that sort of language on a family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: "Smee" spelt S, M, E, E.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)...and you are correct Jeff, Smee
is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary.
Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali is:
What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gaan Fuck yourself Ha Ha Ha

[Red Gunner]

9 (rather disturbing) pictures

[Wayno]

Khalid try www.Rotten.com if you want some really disturbing pictures

[Red Gunner]

Khalid try www.Rotten.com if you want some really disturbing pictures

That was very disgustingly disturbing. I prefer things that are funnily disturbing and pleasurably disturbing (RedTube comes to mind)

[Red Gunner]

It was reported that Bin Laden has sent out a new video message to prove he is still alive. To authenticate the message he says "Tottenham were absolutely rubbish on Saturday".

British Intelligence has dismissed the message saying "It could have been recorded anytime over the last 30 years".

[REB]

Khalid try www.Rotten.com if you want some really disturbing pictures

one weird site

[Wayno]

Khalid try www.Rotten.com if you want some really disturbing pictures

one weird site

Some seriously sick shit on there

[Chunky The Gooner]

Havent been on rotten for years! Whats nudetube like rebel ?!

[gus ceasar is a legend]

SENDEROS

Whoooohahahahahahaha!

Stop it....I'm nearly pissing myself!

[REB]

Havent been on rotten for years! Whats nudetube like rebel ?!

better then redtube

[southampton gooner]

Gillian Gibbons has said she is delighted to be released from a Sudanese jail, but she said "being deported to Liverpool is a bit fucking harsh" !

[stats]

Two oranges walk into a pub and one says to the other "you're round"

[stearmaster]

Gillian Gibbons has said she is delighted to be released from a Sudanese jail, but she said "being deported to Liverpool is a bit fucking harsh" !

lol

[southampton gooner]

I recently purchased a teddy for a tenner and named it Muhammad. I then sold it for twenty quid. The question is ..........................................……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Have I made a prophet?

[Red Gunner]

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