It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
I would guess that bren is implying that because you are slightly rotund you must eat loads of take aways. Now if it was directed at the me of a few months ago then he would of been dead right because i was a porker who ate shit all the time. But being the new slim person that i am, it cant be so