Seamo\'s love songs to North bank girl (NSFW!!)

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Seamo\'s love songs to North bank girl (NSFW!!)

Post by Emma_bryne »

Oh north bank girl
you make me need a ***** girl
I want to give you a good spank girl
And steal you away from Hank, girl

When ds caught us in bed
I thought I was dead
But she just joined us
for a threewayyyyyyyyyy

You make me go crazy when you give me head
We can go on a honeymoon to club med
Just after we have got wed
Im sure the caterers will do a good spread.

Oh North bank girl

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

i was just gonna post that sean. :shock: :shock:

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Sean??

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Post by Rosie_titters »

what a load of shite, if that works for you then there must be some desperate sluts out there

NBG is more classy :D

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Post by Emma_bryne »

Are you calling ds a slut?

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

actually ds is a beautiful lady

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Post by Rosie_titters »

Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes

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Ah i really like it! :D

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Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:

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Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:
:lol: Ive only seen them being held up structurally ive got no idea how low they swing without the scaffolding :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:
:lol: Ive only seen them being held up structurally ive got no idea how low they swing without the scaffolding :wink:

I did hear that she had a nipple ring, but she had to take it out, because she kept catching her big toe in it :lol: and when she walks along a sand beach her arse rubs out her footprints :barscarf:

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Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:
:lol: Ive only seen them being held up structurally ive got no idea how low they swing without the scaffolding :wink:

I did hear that she had a nipple ring, but she had to take it out, because she kept catching her big toe in it :lol: and when she walks along a sand beach her arse rubs out her footprints :barscarf:
:lol:

We love you really ds

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North bank girl wrote:Ah i really like it! :D
Aww North"y..id love to slip you a length.

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mrgnu1958 wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Ah i really like it! :D
Aww North"y..id love to slip you a length.
LOL the whole 2" - i bet she wouldn't feel a thing - Mrgnu whats your fav position :wink:

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