Volcanic ash

Emma_bryne · Post by **Emma_bryne** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:15 pm

So it might be back grounding flights. What is your view on it?
Personaly I think its one of two things. First option is that its a goverment cover up for an on going terroist siege which is currently holding one of the UK\'s main airports hostage. They dont want it becuming public knowledge due to the fear it will create and they dont want it to be known the terroists have the upper hand on them.
The terroists can control what goes in and out of a key UK airport, that includes passengers which can be used as hostages and also cargo and fuel which is very exspenisve. As its a whole airpot under siege and possibly more than one it must be a huge terroist network so the goverment cant send the army in to attack or the terroists will just start killing hostages or damaging valuble cargo and fuel also blowing up planes.

A second option is it has something to do with Princess Diana. When she apperently died we were led to believe she was burried but she never actualy died. It was her looking out for her best intrests and faking her death to escape Prince Philip before he could kill her.
To help cover up this fake death everything involved in the fake funeral was burnt, the coffin, the thing that carried the coffin and even the armed gaurds have been sacrificed to the furness and the ashes taken and kept in a secure part of Brazil where the princess was hiding away.
However the ashes were stolen and let loose in the British air space, all those millions and trillions of tiny specs contain DNA which could ruin the royal family and so all air space was denied while they try and re capture and contain these tiny fragmants and could not have jets ruining this.
They were also concered about a re-entry attempt by the princess herself and locked down all the aiports and I bet you if this is the case they will soon be giving us an adverse weather warning to close all our ports.
They cant have her returning and it coming out that not only did they try and kill the Queen of hearts and thus turning all the public against them but also for security reasons. How can we have trust in MI5 of stopping invading forces when they couldnt stop, obtain, hold and then kill a small blonde woman who was in the country in the first place.

Personaly I think its option one but no doubt you will get some weirdo idiot saying its something to do with UFO\'s and aliens and things.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:45 pm

its just some fecker who never put his/her fag out.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Wed May 05, 2010 5:22 pm

Im off to Florida on sunday this better not F**k me off. It wont be a crisis until Mrs Storrmin cant get on the plane.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu May 06, 2010 11:26 am

Roly?

Emma_bryne · Post by **Emma_bryne** » Thu May 06, 2010 2:50 pm

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:49 am

Roly is the man for conspiracy theories.

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:52 am

I heard the latest cloud thats about now has been caused by sp*rs fans dusting off their passports

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:53 am

Sssh they may be watching :fotosmiley:

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:58 am

flash gunner wrote:I heard the latest cloud thats about now has been caused by sp*rs fans dusting off their passports

I hope its Wenger dusting off his cheque book...

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Sun May 09, 2010 8:51 am

It is now the begining of a crisis. delayed 5 hours. F**k you volcano.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Sun May 09, 2010 11:39 am

It gets worse my mrs has started up a conversation with some randoms, who now take off their jumpers to reveal Scum shirts.

Emma_bryne · Post by **Emma_bryne** » Sun May 09, 2010 10:46 pm

storrmin571 wrote:It gets worse my mrs has started up a conversation with some randoms, who now take off their jumpers to reveal Scum shirts.

Blame the terroists.