Seamo\'s love songs to North bank girl (NSFW!!)

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:lol:
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Emma_bryne wrote:**** stop trying to woo my new lady you can have my sloppy secodns with ds.
:shock: :shock: erm.............ok then..shes hot aswell :oops:
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Actualy no I will keep them both for myself.
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Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:I'm open to offers!
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what about a four finger kit kat and a bag of beef flavoured monster munch :wink:
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NBG - if you go under the ****...






























































































Remember a GPS. And supplies. :lol: :wink:
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What y\'all doing in my thread for NBG? Shes mine not yours.
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I don't like monster munch
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Give it up Emma Bryne NBG fancies ****, you dont stand a chance
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North bank girl north bank girl
cant you see
That your the right girl for me.

id take you up
The Oxo Tower
And then you will recieve
My Juicy power.
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North bank girl north bank girl
i love you so
id love to see
your camel toe

id love to take you
on a ride
in my Taxi
its big inside.
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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

a haiku

north bank girl beware
**** and seamo want spit roast
avoid these perverts
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Here ya go North Bank Girl..Heres a screensaver for ya :oops:
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North Bank Girl

Seamo and ****
cannot rhyme
ignore these fools
and come and be mine

ive not got 2 inches
you now know you ought'ta
mines far bigger than theirs
it'll make your eyes water

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

My eyes have just been Gnued!!!!

Us mods should get danger money for opening some of these threads!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I give up ****'s the winner. Well played **** :barscarf: :lol:
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