Seamo\'s love songs to North bank girl (NSFW!!)

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon May 10, 2010 7:42 pm

North bank girl wrote:I don't like a monster munch

Luckily for you, that won't be a problem with Mrgnu. You'll get a morsel at best!!!

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon May 10, 2010 8:23 pm

Gooner_Sam wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:Mrgnu - why does it from behind look like you have a vagina, hanging down from your ass

Thats me Balls!

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Mon May 10, 2010 8:40 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:
Gooner_Sam wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:Mrgnu - why does it from behind look like you have a vagina, hanging down from your ass

Thats me Balls!

fucking ell, they must be hanging on the floor...looks like you got a decent pair of piss flaps going on

North bank girl · Post by **North bank girl** » Mon May 10, 2010 8:46 pm

Ah thanks guys, i love this thread x

Emma_bryne · Post by **Emma_bryne** » Mon May 10, 2010 9:11 pm

See she loves the thread I made so go suck my saggy balls all you wanna be\'s.

Northbankgirl you are my Gooner girl
I love you more than a chocolate twirl
Its clear for everyone to see we have fell
Deeply in Gooner love

Oh Northbankgirl I will take you on a fairground ride
And I will never hide
I will always be by your side
Except on our wedding day when you are walking down the aisle as I dont do that part

Oh Northbankgirl we will go watch the Arsenal
See them pass the ball
Watch Eboue take a fall
And love each other forever

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon May 10, 2010 9:15 pm

there was a girl called North bank girl
who wanted to see my BELL
she said arent you small
can i tug it at all
Then i cum quick and said fucking Hell.

Emma_bryne · Post by **Emma_bryne** » Mon May 10, 2010 9:25 pm

All and hell dosnt even rhym your raps are weaker than thyme

North bank girl · Post by **North bank girl** » Thu May 13, 2010 8:58 am

Guys,

I'll be in the gunners on the 1st August @ 12.00 if you would like to buy me a drink x

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu May 13, 2010 10:05 am

Cue a pub full of adolescent boys and tusty old men - whilst NBG stays at home laughing!!!

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu May 13, 2010 11:21 am

North bank girl wrote:Guys,

I'll be in the gunners on the 1st August @ 12.00 if you would like to buy me a drink x

ill wear me Leopard skin thong just for you ya Horny lady you

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu May 13, 2010 12:19 pm

North bank girl wrote:Guys,

I'll be in the gunners on the 1st August @ 12.00 if you would like to buy me a drink x

i didn't know you were a working girl...and for the rest of the week she will be in Kings Cross, Marble Arch & the Wembley area - offering 15 mins quickie, water sports and bondage

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu May 13, 2010 1:17 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Guys,

I'll be in the gunners on the 1st August @ 12.00 if you would like to buy me a drink x
ill wear me Leopard skin thong just for you ya Horny lady you

Dont forget to hang a sign on the windscreen at 12.15 'if my taxi is rocking, dont come knocking'

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu May 13, 2010 1:18 pm

SCAT?

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu May 13, 2010 2:20 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:SCAT?

Is that a deal breaker?

Emma_bryne · Post by **Emma_bryne** » Sat May 15, 2010 4:11 pm

North bank girl wrote:Guys,

I\'ll be in the gunners on the 1st August @ 12.00 if you would like to buy me a drink x

I will be there to have a NBG and **** spitroast.