Another caption comp!

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Re: Another caption comp!

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"Try as he might, Ken Friar could not hide his distaste at Arsenal's latest money making venture into holy relics, kicking off with the foreskin of St.Peter on show at the Armoury for £5 a view."
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"Do you suffer from urine leakage at night"?

Try the new Arsenal 'Bowl-a-piss', just strap to your groin and wake up in the morning with dry sheets.........
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"Right, ladies, here's lot number one for the bacthelor auction. He's not quite the tall, dark, Latin hunk that it says here on the card, but he does claim to have once met Glenn Helder.''
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We tried using this ball in training but Arsene "couldnt see it"......... :roll:
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wonder can i fit ny head into this bowl along with all the new signings....
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Ken Friar presents Arsene the board's transfer war chest for next season.
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Does anybody agree with my wife that I look like a prick with a tie this long?
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Eboue-Why? wrote:Does anybody agree with my wife that I look like a prick with a tie this long?
You could always try wearing a cravat Eboue... :? :? :wink: :lol:
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Procedings at the AGM took on a solemn note when Ken Friar was given his retirement gift, and realised just how much of the club's money had been sunk into the new stadium financing. The traditional silver plated carriage clock was replaced by a £10 glass bowl from Sainsburys.
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"By jove, spiffing evening old chap! I say, one hopes one doesn’t come across awfully impolite but if you don’t get that fucking camera out my fucking mug I’m gonna fucking glass you you cunt! Toodle-pip."
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"Thank you. This will help fix our players limbs in time for next season"
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He might have been a septugenarian, but following a series of Almunia foul ups, Friar's impressive grip on the glass bowl was prompting Wenger to consider him for the goalkeeper's jersey the following Saturday.
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WTF!!!!!!
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I'VE JUST BOUGHT THE CITY OF NEWCASTLE.....OH LOOK I HAVE IT HERE
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