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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

And would a female hairdresser be called 'Bar bar bar bar Barber Anne'? :shock: :oops: :oops: :groaner: :groaner: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

IHH - you are sharp today.

Reading your posts is the highlight of my week! :barscarf:

(btw, you said my puns were bad, having read yours now I disagree!)
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That reminds me of a 'joke'

What do you call a hairdresser between two houses...???

Ali Barber...

I'll get me coat.. :oops: :oops:
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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

franksav63 wrote:That reminds me of a 'joke'

What do you call a hairdresser between two houses...???

Ali Barber...

I'll get me coat.. :oops: :oops:
Let me get it for you Frank....... :wink:
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Oh dear, we've got a right crop on here at the moment.. :? :?
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franksav63 wrote:That reminds me of a 'joke'

What do you call a hairdresser between two houses...???

Ali Barber...

I'll get me coat.. :oops: :oops:
Yes please do. :roll: After that bad joke there deserves to be a parting of the waves!! :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Not if I pay you a few bob first, as I've just been paid recently and have quite a wedge on me at the moment.. Oh dear, I've graduated to this now.. :? :oops: :lol:
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Basil is a Gooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:That reminds me of a 'joke'

What do you call a hairdresser between two houses...???

Ali Barber...

I'll get me coat.. :oops: :oops:
Let me get it for you Frank....... :wink:
Come on then.... :lol: :lol:
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franksav63 wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:That reminds me of a 'joke'

What do you call a hairdresser between two houses...???

Ali Barber...

I'll get me coat.. :oops: :oops:
Let me get it for you Frank....... :wink:
Come on then?.... :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Bloody hell frank!!! I know Basil was a bit harsh on you but there's no need for Premenstrual Tension jokes!!! :roll: :roll: :oops: (Did you see what I did there, eh?) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I think its time to draw the CURTAINS on this before we All start getting a bit Heir Flick :oops:
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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Which is the worst joke - perm any one from thousands...... :oops:
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jamjc64 wrote:I think its time to draw the CURTAINS on this before we All start getting a bit Heir Flick :oops:
Yes, agreed, its wearing a bit thin now... :lol: :lol:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:That reminds me of a 'joke'

What do you call a hairdresser between two houses...???

Ali Barber...

I'll get me coat.. :oops: :oops:
Let me get it for you Frank....... :wink:
Come on then?.... :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Bloody hell frank!!! I know Basil was a bit harsh on you but there's no need for Premenstrual Tension jokes!!! :roll: :roll: :oops: (Did you see what I did there, eh?) :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: Very good... :lol: :lol:
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(Neatly putting it back on topic) Good enough to win the crown? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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jamjc64 wrote:I think its time to draw the CURTAINS on this before we All start getting a bit Heir Flick :oops:
hello hello!!! havent u got anything better to do than sit on here and come up with stupid puns!!!!! i bet that rug would look nice in on your galleon!!!! lute and plunder!!!
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