Ive got a Lady coming over tonight.

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mrgnu1958
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Ive got a Lady coming over tonight.

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AND shes staying overnight.

Question ...What can she expect from me?
AND..Will she enjoy it?

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Re: Ive got a Lady coming over tonight.

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mrgnu1958 wrote:AND shes staying overnight.

Question ...What can she expect from me?
AND..Will she enjoy it?

who is it, your full time carer....she can expect a few dribbles and a pair of soiled underpants - if she has a fetish for shit stain pants then yeah i am sure she will enjoy it :barscarf: :D

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Post by Gooner_Sam »

I wish I had a lady coming over, beats watching England..

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Post by Rosie_titters »

this is what she has got to look forward to

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:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
fecker.

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Post by Rosie_titters »

good luck mate, just be yourself and i am sure she will be eating out of your hand by the end of the night and then a night of passion to follow :lol:

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Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

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She has the cab
She is of Oriental design


It must be Miss Foo King **** **** Cab driver

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Post by olgitgooner »

Hope goes well for ya, mate. 8)

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Post by Arsenal Till I Die »

Have fun, ****. Just be your self.....actully try not to be. :-P

Nahh just kidding, have fun mate. :barscarf:

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Post by brazilianGOONER »

good luck, matey!!!!!!!! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

(don't forget the condoms) 8)

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Post by flash gunner »

Just think, **** is banging away like a good 'un as we are all here typing shit :oops: :lol:

GO ON ****"Y GIVE HER ONE FOR US :barscarf:

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Post by Rosie_titters »

flash gunner wrote:Just think, **** is banging away like a good 'un as we are all here typing shit :oops: :lol:

GO ON ****"Y GIVE HER ONE FOR US :barscarf:


to think the tubby taxi driver, has probably cum quicker, than it has for me to type this :lol:

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Post by MegaGooner »

Rosie_titters wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Just think, **** is banging away like a good 'un as we are all here typing shit :oops: :lol:

GO ON ****"Y GIVE HER ONE FOR US :barscarf:


to think the tubby taxi driver, has probably cum quicker, than it has for me to type this :lol:
Spare us the details...if you don't mind :lol: :lol: 8)

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

:barscarf: :-P :barscarf: :-P :barscarf: :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

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Post by cusamano »

Mission completed? :D


any pics? :?

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