Reception for the dirty little chav Donger etc etc

[stearmaster]

SEEMING THAT REDACTION AND OTHERS ARE REQUESTING A SONG FOR GAEL, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE - AND TIMELY, AS IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS - MOMENT TO REPRISE MY GAEL CLICHY DITTY.

To the tune of ‘Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the first day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me,
The super Gael Clichy.

On the second day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Two is Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the third day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Four Fab-re-gas
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Di-a-by
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the Sixth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ten we’ve got Willy - he is our captain
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eleven R.V.P
Ten we’ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

And the twelfth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Twelve all the subs
Eleven R.V.P
Ten we’ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy!

THEN WE FINISH WITH 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap), 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap).

THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES FOR NOT KNOWING THE PROPER WORDS!!

Please sing that on the mic before Chelsea match

save it for the match v the spuds when im (hopefully) there

[Wayno]

Stuck here on the night shift until 06:00hrs so should be nice and grouchy and ready to hurl loads of sleep deprived abuse at that horrible greedy little fucker cashley tomorrow. Can't wait

[southampton gooner]

I feel ya pain about being on night shift till 06.00 Wayno. But I'm on tomorrow night as well so thats why I cant go to game

[Wayno]

Night shifts suck fortunately I have taken leave after tonight and will not be back in until Tuesday so at least I can have a few beers at the football without havng to worry too much about work

[Justin-the-Gooner]

Have that money wanting Chav little gay funker leave Ashburton Grove shaking. The funker. I want him to know he made the wrong choice and that know that he is a cashley c**t.

But the most important thing is the game. We need a won, a huge performance and to take our chances.