Sun back page - Eboue is a Lout!

delgooner · Post by **delgooner** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:43 pm

Poor cuntbox thug terry- out for six weeks done by my hero Eboue. Sun accusing Eboue of being a Lout - he's a fucking hero. What about when the patched head shitface tried to take out Ces when he was on the floor - err nothing mentioned about that and what about when Eboue was taken out. The ingerlund contingent at Chel$hite are just a nasty bunch of dirty *word censored* and over-rated average players.

Im glad the *word censored*'s out for six weeks, pity Eboue didnt break his leg like the poxed face thug was trying to seriously injure Ces.

Great to see Ces giving them all shit and right in their faces. Like me he really hates Terry and Cuntley, and do you notice how fatso lumplard always tries to get involved - hate em all.

1-0 to the Arsenal, 1-0 to the Arsenal.

I bet its gonna be the same on Saturday with the Spuds trying to kick the lads. They'll come unstuck though, cos our boys are not shy of getting in the opposition's faces.

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:57 pm

If your the England captain you can do no wrong look at Alan Shearer and Bryan Robson! it annoys me the press always seem to favour the English players,

Take the Sun dream team for example Steven Gerrard will get star man for doing his laces up right! and Cesc Fabregas has to score a hat trick to get a 7 rating!

The media is full off facists

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:01 pm

Eboue is a lout - he has the Sun delivered to his mansion every day.

In fact Thierry said he used to bang on about stories of asylum seeking pedophiles getting free benefits so often he thought fuck this I rather warm the bench in Spain than listen to any more shit from that thick *word censored*

Post by **T.S** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:07 pm

I take it you're not a fan of those who read The Sun

exiled in notts · Post by **exiled in notts** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:08 pm

My sentiments exactly Del. Terry revels in the "hardman" tag and does his best to live up to it in every game with lunges like the one on Cesc. Well if you're going to do that, you can't really complain when someone has a pop back. If you can't take it you shouldn't dish it out and your mates in the media shouldn't go whingeing on about it on your behalf either. Oh yeah, I forgot, if you're England captain you can do no wrong can you? Even if you've made an art form out of blocking players off at set pieces.

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:22 pm

tonysaunders wrote:I take it you're not a fan of those who read The Sun

Let's just say if I ever saw Kelvin McKenzie on a zebra crossing he'll be living off benefits for the rest of his life.

......no not really. But I bet he doesn't cross the street often on Merseyside.

Magic Hat · Post by **Magic Hat** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:58 pm

Terry is hardly a media darling at the moment, most want him stripped of the England captaincy for off field matters. The Sun probably thinks we have qualified for 2008 and will win it so still think Terry is great

Going to be a difficult few weeks for Terry, his captaincy in doubt, the press turning on him and out injured for awhile. I wish both Terry and Eboue speedy recoveries

northbankdamien · Post by **northbankdamien** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:08 pm

Cus Geezer wrote:Eboue is a lout - he has the Sun delivered to his mansion every day.

In fact Thierry said he used to bang on about stories of asylum seeking pedophiles getting free benefits so often he thought fuck this I rather warm the bench in Spain than listen to any more shit from that thick *word censored*

hahahahahahaha that had me in fucking stiches!!

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:28 pm

Sorry Magic Hat but I hope Terry has a lengthy lay off after the disgusting challenge that he put on our Cesc he deserves everything he got!

Would he be showing as much remorse for Cesc if he was injured??? I think not

Magic Hat · Post by **Magic Hat** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:54 pm

Yes it was a very bad challenge, seen worse but not enough to want me to see a player injured. Or else I would have to hope the same thing happened to Flamini as he has yet to have been injured badly for his two footer against Bolton a few years ago

Post by **REB** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:55 pm

eboue didnt hit the prick hard enough,
only 6 weeks

Justin-the-Gooner · Post by **Justin-the-Gooner** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:25 pm

For once I agree with Eboue. Just because Terry is the England captain he can do nothing wrong

WengerKnows · Post by **WengerKnows** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:49 pm

i miss the days when Piers Morgan was editor of the Mirror , he fucking loved us and always gave us good press . Fuck the Sun always been a piece of shit rag , except for page 3

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:22 pm

I read this in BBC 606:

News Update: Eboue to be deported

In a shocking development this evening Emmanuel Eboue the well know Arsenal hard man and midfield enforcer has been formally notified of the withdrawal of any claim to remain in the British Isles.

By now the now infamous assault perpetrated by Eboue, on John Terry, England captain and the current face of My Little Pony, has sent tremors through the footballing world. Fans young and old alike watched in horror as the young thug, committed a sickening assault on the valiant and surprisingly sensitive Terry, by repeatedly beating his little toe in savage fashion using his big toe (it seems that Mr. Eboue does not understand the concept of a fair fight).

Eboue has fallen victim to a little known law in this country which states "Kick anyone you like so long as they aren't English". He has been given 14 days to pack his bags and bog off wherever he came from.

Terry, speaking from his four poster bed today said he was relieved and would try to put this horrible episode behind him. JT said "I just don't know he did it. I mean, I'm the captain of England. No, you don't understand, I said I'm the captain of England, yeah, me, so watch it awright."

There have also been reports that a newspaper reporter present at the time was heard to reply "but England didn't qualify for Euro 2008". We are still awaiting an update on the reporters condition but have been informed that he left intensive care 20 minutes ago.

Charlie! Charlie! · Post by **Charlie! Charlie!** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:20 am

Magic Hat wrote:Yes it was a very bad challenge, seen worse but not enough to want me to see a player injured. Or else I would have to hope the same thing happened to Flamini as he has yet to have been injured badly for his two footer against Bolton a few years ago

It is not a crime to be happy that one of our main title contenders may be weakened by there "main man" being sidelined through injury, particularly as there are no England games round the corner? The fact is he is injured now and the longer he is out the more chance they have got of shipping goals and that can only be good? He always comes back before he is ready anyway so will probably play v the scousers anyway

Not sure why you would "have to hope the same thing happened to Flamini as he has yet to have been injured badly for his two footer against Bolton a few years ago" - its a dog eat dog world and you have to wish the best for your players and, within reason, the worst for the oppo.