Joke time

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:04 am

[quote="MegaGooner"]
For the fake orgasm, during the sex, the female involved will screamâ€

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:19 am

[quote="MegaGooner"]

For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:42 am

[quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="MegaGooner"]

For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:42 am

[quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="MegaGooner"]

For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:55 pm

[quote="MegaGooner"][quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="MegaGooner"]

For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:59 pm

[quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="MegaGooner"]For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

Post by **REB** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:00 pm

My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.

She said she just couldn't take it any longer.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:06 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.

She said she just couldn't take it any longer.

That's mad culchie shit that - a goat that can speak!!!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:06 pm

[quote="Red Gunner"][quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="MegaGooner"]For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:25 pm

[quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="Red Gunner"][quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="MegaGooner"]For my orgasm, during the sex, I screamâ€

selsdon · Post by **selsdon** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:27 pm

My girlfriend just dumped me for being too kinky in bed.

Nearly choked on her shit when she told me.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:19 pm

Manchester City have just paid Â£45 million for Raoul Moat, they don't know who he is.
They just heard everyone was after him.

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:48 pm

goonersid wrote:Manchester City have just paid Â£45 million for Raoul Moat, they don't know who he is.
They just heard everyone was after him.

Random

Gooner_Sam · Post by **Gooner_Sam** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:00 pm

A Man walks into his bathroom and see his wife cleaning the shower,

What on earth do you think you're playing at you sicko? Says the wife
What are you talking about?!

Ive found pee stains all over the shower, its discgusting!
It was an accident, protests the husband..

An Accident?! You're a grown man, you dont have 'accidents' What do you mean it was an accident?Well, I accidently peed when i was having a poo.

Post by **REB** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:43 pm

I'm afraid you've got Malaria Mrs Cole"

"How did i get Malaria?"

"It was a Mosquito Miss Cole"

"Oh i wondered what that little prick was!"

"No Mrs Cole, that was Ashley

A man walks into Rothbury police station and says, "I hear you're looking for a nutter from Newcastle, I wanna hand myself in, like."

The desk sergeant looks up and says, "Fuck off, Gazza."

My wife and I planned to commit suicide together.

But once she'd killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive.